Entertainment & Music - 30 November 2006

Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a
bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: "Slim,
I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know
you're about my age. How do you feel?"
Slim says, "I feel just like a newborn baby."
"Really!? Like a newborn baby!?"
"Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants

2006-11-30 21:34:10 · 13 answers · asked by Kamlesh 2 in Jokes & Riddles

American History X
American Beauty
American Phsycho
Blow
Happy Gilmore
Cruel Intentions

2006-11-30 21:31:45 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

movies that you dont have to pay or apply for the ticket through the internet but watch different movies for free.

2006-11-30 21:31:42 · 4 answers · asked by anisa 1 in Movies

2006-11-30 21:31:41 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk he offers question time. A little boy puts his hand up and George asks him what his name is.

'Billy.'

'And what is your question, Billy?

'I have 3 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? And third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?'

Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right question time. Who has a question?"

Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him what his name is.

'Steve'

'And what is your question, Steve?'

2006-11-30 21:31:30 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

you'll pay for this!

2006-11-30 21:31:26 · 12 answers · asked by Ad Just 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-30 21:29:53 · 19 answers · asked by Jenna 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-30 21:28:57 · 20 answers · asked by Jenna 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-30 21:28:55 · 3 answers · asked by John C 1 in Music

Okay, its a bit long but I am confuzzled by this:

Three ladies go into a restaurant. They order the same thing, sandwiches, cup of tea (yes they are british ladies) and a cream scone. When they have finished the waiter comes over and gives them a bill of £30. They each pay £10 and finish their tea. The waiter goes back to the cash register and realises he has over charged them. The actual bill comes to £25. He thinks for a minute and decides to pocket £2, as the three ladies couldn't divide the £5 change up equally. He returns to the table and gives them each £1 and apologises for his mistake.

(you with me so far) Here's where I am confused.

The ladies in effect paid £9 each (started off with £10 and got £1 back) and the waiter has £2. Where did the other pound go?

3 ladies x £9 = £27
Waiter £2

=£29.

2006-11-30 21:28:41 · 14 answers · asked by Liggy Lee 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-30 21:28:38 · 16 answers · asked by shelley l 3 in Celebrities

I need it in south east london around camberwell.

2006-11-30 21:28:25 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Whats the difference between a poor 'marksman' and a constipated owl?





One shoots and can't hit, the other hoots and can't shhhh

2006-11-30 21:27:21 · 7 answers · asked by Boring Old Fart 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-30 21:23:07 · 24 answers · asked by healthy me 2 in Movies

Are you
a) learner
b) proficient
c) expert?

2006-11-30 21:23:02 · 33 answers · asked by Sunrise 5 in Polls & Surveys

Most of the articles and episode descriptions of the show are positive. But it's on a crappy timeslot and not even shown weekly. I love the show, but channel Ten's making it hard for me to stay with it.

2006-11-30 21:22:38 · 1 answers · asked by lougee_mee 2 in Television

What was your least favorite subject?

2006-11-30 21:20:09 · 38 answers · asked by Sunrise 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-30 21:16:23 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

About where babies come from

2006-11-30 21:14:11 · 19 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Polls & Surveys

I missed it but found it online at aol.com tv or you tube has it.I guess he had a long night out with george clooney and had no sleep and went straight to the show.It was funny,hes a happy drunk.

2006-11-30 21:13:26 · 5 answers · asked by Drew 4 in Television

I'm currently at work, and there is NOTHING to do, and I am stuck here until 5pm. I cannot spend all day on the internet, we're only supposed to be on for 1 hour of personal use - although I'm sure I wouldn't be the only one. Any suggestions on ways I can keep myself amused?

2006-11-30 21:11:33 · 13 answers · asked by Kirsty 7 in Other - Entertainment

2006-11-30 21:11:17 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

if you could have your own television programme, what would you make & what would it called? (i would make a travel programme so i could travel across the world & it would be called globe trotting with hermione)

2006-11-30 21:10:42 · 5 answers · asked by hermionesimpson_granger 1 in Television

I am from Greece, currently living in UK for studies.

2006-11-30 21:10:41 · 48 answers · asked by Ancient spirit 3 in Polls & Surveys

And you scratch it several times before you realize it's more than just dry skin, and then it starts to burn?

2006-11-30 21:10:10 · 12 answers · asked by bezsenný 5 in Polls & Surveys

anyone know where i could watch the movie love and basketball.ive tried limewire,torrrents,pllllssssss.......help miiiiii

2006-11-30 21:10:03 · 3 answers · asked by scorpionqueen4laif 2 in Movies

Little Britain hands down!

2006-11-30 21:09:15 · 22 answers · asked by Tipsy Dipsy 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-30 21:08:34 · 14 answers · asked by bezsenný 5 in Polls & Surveys

Do i need to ask for official permission to display song lyrics on my personal website...if i do, whom do i ask exactly? Should i write to the band or..the bands manager...the company the band works for...? And do i need to sign a contract or anything like that?

And if i were to copyright my own website...how would i go about doing that?

I´d really appreciate any info you could give me on this. Thank you! =D

2006-11-30 21:08:17 · 3 answers · asked by Jaded 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-30 21:04:49 · 13 answers · asked by Sunrise 5 in Polls & Surveys