Entertainment & Music - 30 November 2006

2006-11-30 06:49:19 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

please do include title of songs. =)

2006-11-30 06:49:12 · 4 answers · asked by juLy a 1 in Music

Sarah McLachlan
Norah Jones
Enya
Mariah Carey

OR can you think of anyone that can do a hot rendition of this song .

2006-11-30 06:48:57 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

So.. a male gorilla escaped from the zoo and the keepers just couldn't climb the tree to get him, and they couldn't shoot him as he was too valuble... so they sent for Fred the Animal Trapping Expert.
Fred arrived with his Jack Russell terrier and a shotgun
Asked by the keepers how he would catch the gorilla, Fred replied that it was his intention to climb the tree and shake it until the gorilla fell out of the tree.
The keepers looked at the Jack Russell dog
Fred saw them looking and said
"When the gorilla falls from the tree, Jack will automatically bite the gorillas b*lls and detain him.
Fred then walked over to one of the keepers and gave him the shotgun and headed towards the tree
"What's the shotgun for then Fred?"
Fred looked at the keeper and said
"When I'm shaking the tree, there's a possibility that I may be thrown out of the tree first"
Keeper " And if this happens you want me to shoot the gorilla?"
"NO!" said Fred "Shoot the bloody Jack Russell!"

2006-11-30 06:48:50 · 10 answers · asked by Boring Old Fart 3 in Jokes & Riddles

survey to find out wot i shud wear to my xmas party?

2006-11-30 06:48:46 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

what position would you come?

2006-11-30 06:48:27 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-30 06:48:24 · 2 answers · asked by des 1 in Other - Entertainment

2006-11-30 06:47:59 · 7 answers · asked by akrivoula123 1 in Music

I heard this song on radio for the first time yesterday, and would like to buy the album. Every search I've done only turns up the lyrics, and I've manged to find out that it was released as a single U.S. Male / Stay Away - February 28, 1968. But surely it must be on one of the many albums Elvis released during his career?

2006-11-30 06:47:56 · 4 answers · asked by Marcy 1 in Music

1. Has anyone evar called you a rum-toucher? Would you like that?
2. Does eeting chocolate make you hyper?
3. How do you feel when silly peeple tell you that you should use the spell chek? Are you casting spells that need to be cheked?

Thank for answering these qwestions in this POLL from DPN. ♥

2006-11-30 06:47:50 · 16 answers · asked by VLIGER DRAGÖN 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-30 06:47:50 · 17 answers · asked by carl69mark 1 in Celebrities

What ever happened to Sasha Alexander? Why did she leave NCIS? What is she doing now?

2006-11-30 06:47:48 · 2 answers · asked by ropemancometh 5 in Television

A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?"

She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by."

"No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?"

"It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," she responded.

"I mean," he continued, "What are your relations like?"

"I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband's parents."

He said, "Do you have a real grudge?"

"No," she replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one."

"Please," he tried again, "is there any infidelity in your marriage?"

"Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes."

"Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?"

"Yes," she responded, "about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do."

Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, "Lady, why do you want a divorce?"

"Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied. "I've never wanted a divorce. My husband does. He said he can't communicate with me!A teacher was trying to get one of her students to understand a math problem by asking him this: If there are 3 birds on a powerline and a man shot one of them, how many birds are left.
He answered none, because the gunshot scared the other birds away, she answered back,"I like the way you think." Then the student asked the teacher if there are three women sitting on a bench eating ice cream, one is licking the ice cream, one is biting the ice cream, and the other is sucking the ice cream, which of the three are married? The teacher turned bight red and said,"The one that is sucking the ice cream." He answered,"No, the one with the wedding ring, BUT I LIKE THE WAY U THINK."

2006-11-30 06:46:53 · 6 answers · asked by geniuswithU 2 in Jokes & Riddles

while standing in front of the mirror, i was wondering what i could do to improve my bust, my boyfriend suggested rubbing toilet paper between my breasts for 5mins each day, i asked if it would work and he said, 'well its worked on your bum hasn't it '
he gets out of hospital soon.....

2006-11-30 06:46:37 · 15 answers · asked by polly a 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-30 06:44:35 · 14 answers · asked by akrivoula123 1 in Music

2006-11-30 06:44:33 · 10 answers · asked by babyphat 2 in Television

Frankly, I'm appalled.

2006-11-30 06:44:24 · 14 answers · asked by Mr. Sunshine 1 in Polls & Surveys

It's such a versatile and robust instrument. Anyone can learn, except if you have no arms, but then you can use your feet and mouth or something stupid like that, dumbas5.!

2006-11-30 06:44:05 · 6 answers · asked by KinfOfPly 3 in Music

Rainbow is the prize for one who stays under the rain till the last drop of it.

2006-11-30 06:43:51 · 25 answers · asked by Ormoz 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-30 06:42:47 · 20 answers · asked by akrivoula123 1 in Music

2006-11-30 06:42:38 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

It was supposed to be inspired by Luvs diapers.

2006-11-30 06:42:30 · 2 answers · asked by Salman 3 in Comics & Animation

My first is in companion, but not in enemy
My second in both peace and war
My third in simple, but not complex
My fourth in water, but not shore

To ignore me much must be forgotten
And so now you must try
To figure out this riddle
And answer:
What Am I?

2006-11-30 06:42:26 · 8 answers · asked by alangor99 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-30 06:42:11 · 26 answers · asked by PB_Smith 1 in Music

Typre 'french military victories' into Google and click the 'I Feel Lucky' button. Hilarious!

2006-11-30 06:41:49 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

What is Herpes in the simpliest way you can explain it. Does my man T.I. (4 all u lames who dont no him a rapper) have it?

2006-11-30 06:41:38 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-11-30 06:41:30 · 14 answers · asked by ? 1 in Polls & Surveys

This weekend as of yet?...
Hmmm...
C'mon and spill...

Me,well to be honest i'm still kind of in bed laying here in my hotel suite in Los Angeles...
Thinking about going out Christmas shopping if i do ever get out of bed...
As i visit this"City of Lights"...
I have been having alot of fun out here,as i am from back east...
And send everthing home by way of an overnight carrier...
So what are you doing?...

2006-11-30 06:41:08 · 18 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-30 06:40:47 · 4 answers · asked by Deborah S 1 in Television

Did she wax that thing? What in the heck is she doing with that skeezebag Paris Hilton?

2006-11-30 06:40:34 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities