Entertainment & Music - 30 November 2006

A three year old boy was in the bath examining his testicles and asked 'Mummy, what are these..? Are they my brains..?'








She sighed and replied.. 'Not yet they're not..'

2006-11-30 06:23:39 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-30 06:23:37 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-11-30 06:23:28 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_1rdLl3-l8

In this martial art demonstration 2 girls (about 110-130 pounds) jump on a guys stomach from a chair.

How can he take that?

Thanks

2006-11-30 06:23:24 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-30 06:22:58 · 26 answers · asked by freddy197120032003 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-30 06:22:32 · 19 answers · asked by jo 1 in Polls & Surveys

the front row at a daniel o donnel gig!

2006-11-30 06:22:17 · 5 answers · asked by wilson picket 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Its in the part of the film when Robert De Niro's character is talking to the young girl (Juliette Louis) on the telephone. He lets her listen to part of the song over the telephone; the part being sung goes 'cos you gotta do right'. He then says ' you can rely on me cos I'm the do right man'. What is the song and by who?

2006-11-30 06:21:57 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Johnny wanted to sc--w a girl in his class,but she belonged to someone else.One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said I’ll give you a 1000 dollars if you let me sc--w you,but the girl said NO.Johnny said I’ll be fast, I’ll throw the money on the floor, you bend down,I’ll be finished by the time you pick it up.She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend.....so she called her boyfriend and told him the story.Her boyfriend says ask him for 2000 dollars, pick up the money very fast,he won’t even be able to get his pants down. So she agrees and accepts the proposal.30 mins goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend 2 call. Finally after 45 mins the boyfriend calls and asks what happened.She said "THE BA---RD USED COINS!!!!

2006-11-30 06:21:56 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I was just curious. Thanks.

2006-11-30 06:21:49 · 25 answers · asked by ♥just me♥ 5 in Polls & Surveys

I think the girl from the first couple of seasons of The Shield.

2006-11-30 06:21:30 · 3 answers · asked by Celeste P 7 in Television

2006-11-30 06:21:22 · 14 answers · asked by bubbles 3 in Jokes & Riddles

hoping for your replies...tnx...just e-mail me at ajelh_ka22roxx@yahoo.com

2006-11-30 06:21:20 · 3 answers · asked by ajelh_ka22roxx 1 in Television

A young man walks up and sits down at the bar and asks the bartender for six shots of Jagermeister.

"six shots?!?" asks the bartender, "are you celebrating something?"

"Yeah," replies the man, "my first *******."

"Well, in that case, let me give you a 7th on the house."

"No offense, sir," replies the man, "but if 6 shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."

2006-11-30 06:21:10 · 4 answers · asked by bbwandsingle1980 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-30 06:21:08 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

"And wouldn't you know, it was in the last place I looked!"

First one gets 10.

2006-11-30 06:21:00 · 14 answers · asked by tagi_65 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-30 06:20:47 · 15 answers · asked by pornstar 4 in Polls & Surveys

I think that both are cute but Jodi Sweeten is hotter

2006-11-30 06:20:15 · 9 answers · asked by jessica c 4 in Celebrities

2006-11-30 06:19:57 · 28 answers · asked by pornstar 4 in Polls & Surveys

1. Work or unemployment?
2. With or without?
3. Kids or no kids?
4. is or is not?
5. a or any?
6. Blessing or disater?

Thanks again you sweet people.

2006-11-30 06:19:55 · 13 answers · asked by Solitaire 7 in Polls & Surveys

Where to buy online?

2006-11-30 06:19:51 · 6 answers · asked by alison 1 in Polls & Surveys

Which team does it support you?

2006-11-30 06:19:32 · 18 answers · asked by Ormoz 3 in Polls & Surveys

It's pretty ridiculous...

2006-11-30 06:19:09 · 6 answers · asked by nails 1 in Television

Who do you think would give the better advice?

2006-11-30 06:18:41 · 3 answers · asked by Celeste P 7 in Music

I would like to write to David Walliams and/or Matt Lucas and/or Gary Barlow. Im a huge fan of all three so would much appreciate sensible answers please. Thanks

2006-11-30 06:17:59 · 4 answers · asked by dawn l 2 in Celebrities

i just went to the store and got some honey ham and swiss cheese and onion rolls. now that im hope i have no urge to eat it. and it sounded so good before.

2006-11-30 06:17:52 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at this woman and all his professionalism goes out the window.

Right away he tells her to undress. After she has disrobed he begins to stroke her thigh. As he does this he says to the woman, "Do you know what I'm doing?"

"Yes," she says, "you're checking for any abrasions or dermatological abnormalities."

"That is correct," says the doctor. He then begins to fondle her breasts.

"Do you know what I'm doing now?" he asks.

"Yes," says the woman, "you're checking for any lumps or breast cancer."

"That's right," replies the doctor. He then beginsto have sexual intercourse with the woman. He says to her, "Do you know what I'm doing now?"

"Yes," she says, "you're getting herpes."

2006-11-30 06:17:48 · 20 answers · asked by bbwandsingle1980 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-30 06:17:28 · 19 answers · asked by neyoneyon 2 in Polls & Surveys

What does it symbolize to you?

2006-11-30 06:16:53 · 10 answers · asked by §чﺀﺀчβчﻯ†a 5 in Polls & Surveys

if they made a ham sandwich burrito, that'd be RAD!

2006-11-30 06:16:46 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys