Johnny wanted to sc--w a girl in his class,but she belonged to someone else.One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said I’ll give you a 1000 dollars if you let me sc--w you,but the girl said NO.Johnny said I’ll be fast, I’ll throw the money on the floor, you bend down,I’ll be finished by the time you pick it up.She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend.....so she called her boyfriend and told him the story.Her boyfriend says ask him for 2000 dollars, pick up the money very fast,he won’t even be able to get his pants down. So she agrees and accepts the proposal.30 mins goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend 2 call. Finally after 45 mins the boyfriend calls and asks what happened.She said "THE BA---RD USED COINS!!!!
2006-11-30 06:21:56 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Can you image the little madam moving around picking up the coins with the sneaky devil Smart Johhny in tow / attached so to speak. Great / stroke joke!!
Keep it up...
True massive LOL at work,!!!
People looking over towards me,
Brill ant Fantastic: Always Laughing. Cheers
2006-12-01 03:51:06 · answer #1 · answered by Gem of Wisdom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yea Johnny's pretty smart!
2006-11-30 06:37:15 · answer #2 · answered by sexy_fla 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah, loopholes to prolong meaningless sex. Johnny was sure smart!
2006-11-30 06:25:21 · answer #3 · answered by Sandra Dee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good!She should of just swiped his card and asked him to enter his pin!
2006-11-30 06:28:16 · answer #4 · answered by M M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Totally unexpected ending... wonder what denomination they were. If they were pennies, she's in for a long ride...
2006-11-30 06:27:47 · answer #5 · answered by ildjb@sbcglobal.net 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he is no longer called little johnny
2006-11-30 23:36:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO..... Freaking hilarious.
2006-11-30 06:45:25 · answer #7 · answered by Kim 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
See Johnny Pimp. Pimp Johnny Pimp!
2006-11-30 06:30:29 · answer #8 · answered by BLADE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao keep them coming! you are my comic relief at work. = )
2006-11-30 06:28:36 · answer #9 · answered by Ebony 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh hahah cool
2006-11-30 06:28:28 · answer #10 · answered by awesomegal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋