So.. a male gorilla escaped from the zoo and the keepers just couldn't climb the tree to get him, and they couldn't shoot him as he was too valuble... so they sent for Fred the Animal Trapping Expert.
Fred arrived with his Jack Russell terrier and a shotgun
Asked by the keepers how he would catch the gorilla, Fred replied that it was his intention to climb the tree and shake it until the gorilla fell out of the tree.
The keepers looked at the Jack Russell dog
Fred saw them looking and said
"When the gorilla falls from the tree, Jack will automatically bite the gorillas b*lls and detain him.
Fred then walked over to one of the keepers and gave him the shotgun and headed towards the tree
"What's the shotgun for then Fred?"
Fred looked at the keeper and said
"When I'm shaking the tree, there's a possibility that I may be thrown out of the tree first"
Keeper " And if this happens you want me to shoot the gorilla?"
"NO!" said Fred "Shoot the bloody Jack Russell!"
2006-11-30 06:48:50 · 10 answers · asked by Boring Old Fart 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one! i actually had to read it twice to understand. kool!
2006-11-30 06:53:57 · answer #1 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man answers ad for job at the city's new zoo. In secret they tell him that the gorilla hasn't arrived and they have already paid to much for ads on him being there. So they want him in a gorilla suit until the real one arrives. The man takes the job after much trepidation and sits in back of cage. As kids come around he becomes more and more animated, until he has become a huge spectacle. Flips, rushing the cage bars..all very popular. One day he takes a long stride to do a somersault when he accidentally flips from his cage to the one next to it...the lion's cage! The man starts to shout and scream for help. The lion slowly walks up to him...sniffs at him and then says in a low male voice. "Hey! You wanna ruin this job for the rest of us?"
2006-11-30 06:58:31 · answer #2 · answered by MJFProd 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good 8 out of 10!
2006-11-30 06:57:06 · answer #3 · answered by jeanielola 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch
2006-11-30 07:27:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
quality ,idont know if ive heard it but i was probably p*ssed and i would have loved it anyway!
2006-11-30 06:53:23 · answer #5 · answered by wilson picket 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha good joke
2006-11-30 06:53:01 · answer #6 · answered by thenewhorzta 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gotta avoid getting balls deep
2006-11-30 06:55:03 · answer #7 · answered by heaven-sin-t 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
liked it...very funny
2006-11-30 06:59:04 · answer #8 · answered by Fudgie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY
2006-11-30 06:55:13 · answer #9 · answered by maddog 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha....................
2006-11-30 07:02:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋