A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?"
She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by."
"No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?"
"It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," she responded.
"I mean," he continued, "What are your relations like?"
"I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband's parents."
He said, "Do you have a real grudge?"
"No," she replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one."
"Please," he tried again, "is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
"Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes."
"Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?"
"Yes," she responded, "about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do."
Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, "Lady, why do you want a divorce?"
"Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied. "I've never wanted a divorce. My husband does. He said he can't communicate with me!A teacher was trying to get one of her students to understand a math problem by asking him this: If there are 3 birds on a powerline and a man shot one of them, how many birds are left.
He answered none, because the gunshot scared the other birds away, she answered back,"I like the way you think." Then the student asked the teacher if there are three women sitting on a bench eating ice cream, one is licking the ice cream, one is biting the ice cream, and the other is sucking the ice cream, which of the three are married? The teacher turned bight red and said,"The one that is sucking the ice cream." He answered,"No, the one with the wedding ring, BUT I LIKE THE WAY U THINK."
2006-11-30 06:46:53 · 6 answers · asked by geniuswithU 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahaha......................... nice
2006-11-30 07:13:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haven't heard the first one before.
2006-11-30 15:31:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!!!
2006-11-30 14:48:47 · answer #3 · answered by me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
braavo
2006-11-30 14:55:41 · answer #4 · answered by thenewhorzta 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY I really like this one please post more soon
2006-11-30 15:31:31 · answer #5 · answered by katie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My brain hurts..........
2006-11-30 14:50:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋