Entertainment & Music - 29 November 2006

2006-11-29 21:03:10 · 3 answers · asked by mathematician wannabe 1 in Comics & Animation

who would win in a fight to the death Angel or Spike and Buffy and Willow?

2006-11-29 21:03:10 · 7 answers · asked by deliciousde 4 in Television

List not more than 5...

2006-11-29 21:00:00 · 6 answers · asked by Midnite Fantasy 2 in Celebrities

Maybe they should also show ads for burberry, rockports, cash converters and argos?

2006-11-29 20:59:42 · 21 answers · asked by ♥Tallulah♥ 4 in Television

a man stops outside a hotel in his car and knows straight away that he's bankrupted
how?

2006-11-29 20:59:00 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I've been looking for a job for two months now...

2006-11-29 20:58:42 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Flashplayer, real player, windows media player or any player welcome. i onl y want choose music and add my blast or blog.

2006-11-29 20:58:39 · 2 answers · asked by avcuser 1 in Music

2006-11-29 20:58:00 · 25 answers · asked by mary j 2 in Polls & Surveys

in british english please

2006-11-29 20:57:42 · 2 answers · asked by bilezlatko 3 in Polls & Surveys

A farmer is lying in bed with his wife when he turns to her grabs her t-ts and says "Honey if you could get milk out of these we could sell the cow". Then he grabs her p--sy and says "Honey if you could get eggs out of here we could sell the chickens". She turns to him smiles,grabs his d--k and says "Honey if you could get this up I could get rid of your brother"

2006-11-29 20:57:33 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

on granada reports on tuesday they covered the terrible murder of a 17 year old girl by her ex, in front of their child in liverpool museum..as part of the report thet showed the girls friendsreunited profile,completely irrelevant to the item,but later i realised that granada tv also own friends reunited..was this a deliberate vile product placement? i suspect it was and find it in sickeningly poor taste..they probably thought nobody would pick up on that...nasty....who do i complain to about this?...i would never normally get wound up about stuff but i think in the circumstances its dispicable.....my prayers are with the girls family

2006-11-29 20:57:17 · 6 answers · asked by ginger 6 in Television

cannot be chim chimeny, a part of your world they would like some kind of ballad??

2006-11-29 20:56:44 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

The paragraph below is most unusual. How quickly can you find out what is so unusual about it? It looks so ordinary you'd think nothing was wrong with it - and in fact, nothing is wrong with it. It is unusual though. Why?


"Gatsby was walking back from a visit down in Branton Hill's manufacturing district on a Saturday night. A busy day's traffic had had its noisy run; and with not many folks in sight, His Honor got along without having to stop to grasp a hand, or talk; for a mayor out of City Hall is a shining mark for any politician. And so, coming to Broadway, a booming bass drum and sounds of singing, told of a small Salvation Army unit carrying on amidst Broadway's night shopping crowds. Gatsby, walking towards that group, saw a young girl, back toward him, just finishing a long, soulful oration ... "

2006-11-29 20:56:27 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

What is your all time favourite Little Britain sketch & why?

2006-11-29 20:55:09 · 8 answers · asked by hermionesimpson_granger 1 in Television

Did you see those boots that were made for walking?
Who was the designer?
All I could see was Jimmy Choo...what did you see?

=D

2006-11-29 20:54:48 · 6 answers · asked by -♦One-♦-Love♦- 7 in Polls & Surveys

You are on your way home from work and the highway is bottled up bumper to bumper for hours-What do you say when you first see/notice? What do you say after 1 hour has gone by and you hardly got anywhere? After 2? After 3?

2006-11-29 20:54:23 · 16 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Polls & Surveys

Two men waiting at the pearly gates strike up a conversation. "How'd you die?" the first man asks the second. "I froze to death," says the second. "That's awful, how does it feel to freeze to death?" says the first. "It's very uncomfortable at first, you get the shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But eventually, it's a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as if you're sleeping. How did you die?" says the second. "I had a heart attack", says the first guy. "You see, I knew my wife was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom, and found her alone, knitting. I ran down to the basement, bot no one was hiding there. I ran up to the second floor, but no one was hiding there either. I ran as fast as I could to the attic, and just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died." The second man shakes his head. "that's so ironic" he says. "What do you mean?" asks the first man "If you had only stopped to look in the freezer, we'd both still be alive."

2006-11-29 20:53:00 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

come on please tell me someone

2006-11-29 20:52:45 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

"BELIEVE" it or not, these are REAL 911 Calls!

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.
Dispatcher: Do you have an address?
Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller: Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich.
Dispatcher: Excuse me?
Caller: I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it.
Dispatcher: Was anything else taken?
Caller: No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of it!

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idio t! This is her husband!

And the winner is..........

Dispatcher: 9-1-1
Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath.....I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher: Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?

2006-11-29 20:52:09 · 11 answers · asked by biggsy 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-29 20:51:41 · 5 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Polls & Surveys

I hope she doesn't follow in her footsteps.

2006-11-29 20:50:20 · 5 answers · asked by Leo 2 in Celebrities

With Tom Hanks, Matt Damon, Edward Burns and Tom Sizemore.

Did you like the movie?
What was your feelings that the mother had all of her boys at war at one time?
Do you think the government should have been watching closer so that all of them weren't there at once??

2006-11-29 20:50:20 · 6 answers · asked by nevada nomad 6 in Other - Entertainment

I have seen part the video but didn't think to write down the title and artist at the end. All I know is that the video includes a scary looking bald man dressed in black. HE screams and the people's who facing him have their clothes ruffled. At the very end of the video, a girl about 9 or 10 looks at the man and tells him to shucsh. I have asked for help on this subject before and the only decent reply I got was "Aphex Twins - Come To Daddy" which it is not.

2006-11-29 20:49:56 · 1 answers · asked by spencerant88 1 in Music

Edward Elric from Fullmetal Alchemist, or Naruto from Naruto lol?

2006-11-29 20:48:03 · 8 answers · asked by ChicagoCubs12_20 2 in Comics & Animation

When you work really hard for a long time you get lazy and just need some time to be lazy... your body needs time to heal!

Can Laziness be a sickness?

And should you be able to get Doctors Certificates for laziness?

2006-11-29 20:47:57 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-29 20:46:58 · 32 answers · asked by nack nack 3 in Music

2006-11-29 20:46:35 · 28 answers · asked by The Claw is my master 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-29 20:45:16 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-11-29 20:45:01 · 6 answers · asked by upenkumar 1 in Movies

Hello. Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline

If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.

If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.

If you are anxious, just start pressing numbers at random.

If you are phobic, don't press anything.

If you are anal retentive, please hold.

2006-11-29 20:44:55 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles