"BELIEVE" it or not, these are REAL 911 Calls!
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.
Dispatcher: Do you have an address?
Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller: Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich.
Dispatcher: Excuse me?
Caller: I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it.
Dispatcher: Was anything else taken?
Caller: No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of it!
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idio t! This is her husband!
And the winner is..........
Dispatcher: 9-1-1
Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath.....I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher: Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
2006-11-29 20:52:09 · 11 answers · asked by biggsy 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
your great!!
where do u get theese from.
i LOVE your jokes.
oh and thanks 4 choosing me 4 best answer yesterday.
2006-11-30 03:44:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
honest question. in short, no. 911 will artwork in maximum of critical and northerly usa, yet little or no of something of the international. 999 works interior the united kingdom and a small volume of international places in Europe, as nicely as some in Asia. in case you dial 112 it is going to attain emergency centers in very almost all ecu international places, which incorporate the united kingdom, and additionally some american states. This quantity many times works as nicely to the country's accepted quantity. desire that helps
2016-10-13 10:18:02 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those r all hilarious! LOL! =D! It's amazing how many dumb 911 callers there r.ThanQ for sharing that with me.
2006-11-29 22:31:11 · answer #3 · answered by lilypond868 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is so funny I'm really LOL. How do you know all this. Are you the dispatcher?
2006-11-30 00:15:23 · answer #4 · answered by David 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The last one ends with :
Caller: "I was running from the police."
2006-11-29 21:02:05 · answer #5 · answered by short5641sweet 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I don't get the last one but the others are very funny.
2006-11-29 20:57:36 · answer #6 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It proves how dumb some people can be, but it was good & funny
2006-11-29 20:57:03 · answer #7 · answered by hermionesimpson_granger 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good
2006-11-29 23:13:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dum dums
2006-11-29 21:42:06 · answer #9 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very amusing
2006-11-29 21:25:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋