Entertainment & Music - 29 November 2006

My mom just did. It scared me but apparentally she was having a nightmare or something. It was very scary.

2006-11-29 19:40:27 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties to perform.
Terry had married a woman from America, and bragged that he had told his new wife to do all the dishes and house cleaning in the house. He said it took a couple of days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and all the dishes were cleaned and put away.
James had married a woman from Australia and he bragged that he had given his new wife orders to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. He told them the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better and by the third day his house was clean, the dishes done and there was a huge meal on the table.
The third man said the he had married a Yorkshire girl. He boasted that the duties he had ordered her to do were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table every day. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anythingcleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table every day. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little bit out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a
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2006-11-29 19:40:05 · 10 answers · asked by Pickles 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-29 19:39:29 · 8 answers · asked by upenkumar 1 in Music

2006-11-29 19:38:48 · 2 answers · asked by nazmi 1 in Celebrities

It is a remake from an older one in the 50's.

2006-11-29 19:38:04 · 5 answers · asked by steve s 1 in Music

okay there's this new commercial out for this cell phone/mp3 player. its like you're following this girl, and she turns around and says "you gotta hear this new song" and puts headphones on you, then a country song plays. what the hell is that song? oh wait. its "long way down." okay. i just remembered it. well... thanks anyhow.

2006-11-29 19:38:01 · 4 answers · asked by o_snap 3 in Music

Does anyone know where i can go on the net to find star sign compatabilty for gay guys????

2006-11-29 19:35:36 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

I dunno... for some reason I'm just obessed with the whole split. I'm kinda rooting for her. What do you think?

2006-11-29 19:33:33 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

One Sunday, sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH.

He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as
dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on his
lights and pulls the driver over.

Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies - two in the front seat and three in the back - wide eyed and white as ghosts. The driver, obviously confused, says to him, "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! I always go exactly the speed limit. What seems to be the problem?"

"Ma'am," the officer replies, "you weren't speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers."

"Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly! Twenty-two miles an hour!" the old woman says a bit proudly.

The State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that "22" was the route number, not the speed limit.

A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error.

"But before I let you go, Ma'am, I have to ask . . . Is everyone in this car OK? These women seem awfully shaken and they haven't muttered a single peep this whole time," the officer asks with concern.

"Oh, they'll be all right in a minute officer. We just got off Route 119."

2006-11-29 19:31:31 · 15 answers · asked by happyclown5769 2 in Jokes & Riddles

From where can i download the title song of big boss.... i want the song with words and not the tune... pls tell....

2006-11-29 19:30:15 · 6 answers · asked by i dunno 2 in Television

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2006-11-29 19:29:16 · 4 answers · asked by kaios 2 in Celebrities

Picked your nose? I do it alot and people say that they NEVER have.

tell if you EVER have and how often you do it.

thank you

2006-11-29 19:28:16 · 21 answers · asked by CuteBabe 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-29 19:27:59 · 46 answers · asked by Mr. Sunshine 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-29 19:26:59 · 17 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-29 19:26:40 · 1 answers · asked by silver fox 1 in Other - Entertainment

Mine would have to be Bold as Love. It is just the most Jimi Hendrix type song. It's gypsy like, yet rocknroll, exactly like Jimi.

2006-11-29 19:26:19 · 8 answers · asked by Joe 5 in Music

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver's license?

Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?

Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.

Officer: The car is stolen?

Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?

Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.

Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?

Driver: Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:

Captain: Sir, may I see your license?

Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.

Captain: Whose car is this?

Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card. The driver owned the car.

Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?

Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.

Driver: No problem. Trunk is opened; no body.

Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.

Driver: Really? Ain't that something? And I'll bet the lying sucker told you I was speeding, too ...

2006-11-29 19:25:45 · 22 answers · asked by happyclown5769 2 in Jokes & Riddles

I get there and that's what I do as that's what my grandma always told me it seems to work

2006-11-29 19:24:09 · 13 answers · asked by katlady927 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-29 19:23:50 · 23 answers · asked by Rocky_siv 1 in Movies

I don't know if there is a correct answer, I'm just curious to hear your ideas.

2006-11-29 19:23:36 · 9 answers · asked by Stepher 2 in Movies

The hotel Astor had hired a new bus driver and instructed him to meet all incoming trains and announce at the depot in a very loud voice, "Free bus to the hotel Astor!" On the way to the station on his first trip he kept repeating to himself, "Free bus to the hotel Astor, Free bus to the hotel Astor," until he memorized it letter perfect. Upon his arrival at the station, however, he became confused at all the noise and hub bub and started shouting as follows."Free hotel at the bust your Astor, I mean, Free *** at the Hotel Bastard, I mean, Freeze your *** at the Hotel Buster, I mean Squeeze your bust at the Hotel Faster, I mean, Bust your *** at the Hotel Freezer, Oh ****...take a cab."

2006-11-29 19:23:03 · 13 answers · asked by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-29 19:22:48 · 1 answers · asked by vern5678 1 in Music

thanks. & no country sorry.

2006-11-29 19:22:42 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

A man and his ever angging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home or $5,000.00 or you can have her buried here in the Holy Land for $150.00."
The man thought about it and told him that he would just as soon have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you pay $5,000.00 to ship her home when you could pay $150.00 and have her buried in the Holy Land, wouldn't that be just great?"
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."

2006-11-29 19:22:38 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

He did a live show in '92 (in the states), HUGE drummer (whole song was almost a drum-solo), Paul played piano, his son played lead-guitar. Something about 'have I ever told you' or 'when last have ...' or something like that. Help me with a name please.

2006-11-29 19:22:03 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-11-29 19:21:55 · 26 answers · asked by 2 good 2 miss 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-29 19:21:32 · 4 answers · asked by Rocky_siv 1 in Movies

2006-11-29 19:20:41 · 19 answers · asked by Not Your Friend 2 in Music

An evil king has 1000 bottles of wine. A neighboring queen plots to kill the bad king, and sends a servant to poison the wine. The king's guards catch the servant after he has only poisoned one bottle. The guards don't know which bottle was poisoned, but they do know that the poison is so potent that even if it was diluted 1,000,000 times, it would still be fatal. Furthermore, the effects of the poison take one month to surface. The king decides he will get some of his prisoners in his vast dungeons to drink the wine. Rather than using 1000 prisoners each assigned to a particular bottle, this king knows that he needs to murder no more than 10 prisoners to figure out what bottle is poisoned, and will still be able to drink the rest of the wine in 5 weeks time. How does he pull this off?

2006-11-29 19:19:27 · 9 answers · asked by wayne 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Joe grew up in a small town, then moved away to attend college and law school. He decided to come back to the small town because he could be a big man in this small town. He really wanted to impress everyone. He opened his new law office, but business was very slow at first.

One day, he saw a man coming up the sidewalk. He decided to make a big impression on this new client when he arrived. As the man came to the door, Joe picked up the phone. He motioned the man in, all the while talking. "No. Absolutely not. You tell those clowns in New York that I won't settle this case for less than one million. Yes. The Appeals Court has agreed to hear that case next week. I'll be handling the primary argument and the other members of my team will provide support. Okay. Tell the DA that I'll meet with him next week to discuss the details. "

This sort of thing went on for almost five minutes. All the while the man sat patiently as Joe rattled instructions. Finally, Joe put down the phone and turned to the man. "I'm sorry for the delay, but as you can see, I'm very busy. What can I do for you?"

The man replied, "I'm from the phone company. I came to hook up your phone."

2006-11-29 19:18:30 · 8 answers · asked by happyclown5769 2 in Jokes & Riddles