Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties to perform.
Terry had married a woman from America, and bragged that he had told his new wife to do all the dishes and house cleaning in the house. He said it took a couple of days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and all the dishes were cleaned and put away.
James had married a woman from Australia and he bragged that he had given his new wife orders to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. He told them the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better and by the third day his house was clean, the dishes done and there was a huge meal on the table.
The third man said the he had married a Yorkshire girl. He boasted that the duties he had ordered her to do were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table every day. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anythingcleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table every day. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little bit out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a
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2006-11-29 19:40:05 · 10 answers · asked by Pickles 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A yorkshire lass would have ripped his b-lls out through his throat using rusty pliers before slowly roasting him with roast tatties and Yorkshire Pudding etc. Pudding served first of course..
2006-11-29 19:55:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
As a yorkshire lass myself I'd have to say brilliant and soooooooo true. We don't take no crap! 9 out of 10 by the way
2006-11-29 20:55:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
are yorkshire girls tough then? I heard the same joke about Autralians
2006-11-29 19:47:37 · answer #3 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That’s funny! I hope it’s ok to post this. I would love to have you join my Yahoo Joke group! I need members who will participate more.
XOXO Heather
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/thejokegal...
2006-11-29 19:59:32 · answer #4 · answered by Twisted Vixen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm from yorkshire and i'm nowt like that!! Flamin Cheek eeee!!
2006-11-29 22:55:27 · answer #5 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I did not find that one very funny. Sorry, dude.
2006-11-29 20:10:50 · answer #6 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I laugh my head off.....oh my god..so funny!!!!!
2006-11-29 19:48:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good laugh
2006-11-29 23:24:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny lol.
2006-11-29 21:04:07 · answer #9 · answered by Thumbs Up 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one lol.
2006-11-29 19:42:44 · answer #10 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋