Entertainment & Music - 29 November 2006

A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility, but each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested he use the attendants' ladies room but cautioned him not to press any of the buttons.

When he arrived in the attendants' ladies room, next to the paper roll there were four buttons marked: WW, WA, PP, and ATR. Making the mistake soooo many men make of not listening to a woman, he disregarded what she said when his curiosity got the best of him. He carefully pressed the WW button, and immediately a gentle flush of Warm Water sprayed onto his bare bottom.

He thought, "Wow, these gals really have it nice!"

So a little more boldly, he pressed the WA button, and body temperature Warm Air blew across his wet bottom and dried it comfortably.

"Aha," he thought, "no wonder these women take so long in the bathroom with these kinds of services!"

So he pushed the next button, PP, with anticipation. A soft, disposable Powder Puff swung below him and dusted his bottom lightly with talc.

"Man, this is great," he thought as he reached out for the ATR button.

When he awoke in the hospital, the morphine was just wearing off. Confused, he buzzed the nurse to find out what had happened. He explained that the last thing he remembered was intense pain in the ladies room on the plane.

The nurse explained, "Yes, you must have been having a great time until you pushed the Automatic Tampon Removal button."

2006-11-29 21:35:16 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Give me a rude word ...?

2006-11-29 21:33:13 · 29 answers · asked by The Claw is my master 2 in Polls & Surveys

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Should I change my name.....?

To Drizzt Do'Urden to match my avatar pic? Or do you all love GAH?

2006-11-29 21:32:26 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Do you work indoors or outdoors?

What type of job do you have?

2006-11-29 21:30:50 · 14 answers · asked by Kismitt 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Think about it Riddle?

What is forever drinking, but always thirsty???

2006-11-29 21:29:48 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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We can go out the door, down the stairs, round the corner. Anybody know what song these words are from?

When it´s sung it sounds like Jim Morrison. Also, does anyone know the classical music included in George Martin´s "sea of monsters"? It´s very familar, but I´m getting to the point of thinking that maybe he composed it, I´ve asked this question a few times now.

2006-11-29 21:28:56 · 1 answers · asked by john 1 in Music

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I asked the hotel receptionist for a wake up call @ 8am. She rang at 8 & said "what are u doing with ur life?"

My friend asked me how I was getting to the airport. I said "by plane obviously, to one of them anyway". I asked the Airport information office "how many airports are there in the world". She said I don't know. I said "you should - you're the airport information office."

Cats have nine lives. Which makes them ideal for experimentation. I saw that show, 50 Things To Do Before You Die. I would have thought the obvious one should have been "Shout For Help".

I like to go into the Body Shop and shout out really loud "I've already got one!"

If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel then on to a little see-saw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that.

I got stopped in the street by a lady who asked "have you got minute to help with Cancer Research?". I said "yes but we're not going to get much done".

Anyone else got any good sarcastic one liners like the above, Jimmy Carr is brilliant for them?

2006-11-29 21:28:34 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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is there anyone outhere knows the real footage death of steve irwin im a fanatic fan...?

2006-11-29 21:28:22 · 6 answers · asked by swettie c 1 in Celebrities

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Women what do you notice first about a man you meet ?

honestly..

2006-11-29 21:28:01 · 22 answers · asked by TheDudeAbides 6 in Polls & Surveys