A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility, but each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested he use the attendants' ladies room but cautioned him not to press any of the buttons.
When he arrived in the attendants' ladies room, next to the paper roll there were four buttons marked: WW, WA, PP, and ATR. Making the mistake soooo many men make of not listening to a woman, he disregarded what she said when his curiosity got the best of him. He carefully pressed the WW button, and immediately a gentle flush of Warm Water sprayed onto his bare bottom.
He thought, "Wow, these gals really have it nice!"
So a little more boldly, he pressed the WA button, and body temperature Warm Air blew across his wet bottom and dried it comfortably.
"Aha," he thought, "no wonder these women take so long in the bathroom with these kinds of services!"
So he pushed the next button, PP, with anticipation. A soft, disposable Powder Puff swung below him and dusted his bottom lightly with talc.
"Man, this is great," he thought as he reached out for the ATR button.
When he awoke in the hospital, the morphine was just wearing off. Confused, he buzzed the nurse to find out what had happened. He explained that the last thing he remembered was intense pain in the ladies room on the plane.
The nurse explained, "Yes, you must have been having a great time until you pushed the Automatic Tampon Removal button."
2006-11-29 21:35:16 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL, hahaha...when will men learn??
2006-11-30 02:12:35 · answer #1 · answered by nicky_bronx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Talking about planes, my friend asked me how I was getting to the airport. I said "by plane obviously, to one of them anyway". I asked the Airport information office when I got there "how many airports are there in the world". She said I don't know. I said "you should - you're the airport information office." I was staying at a hotel next to the airport and I asked the receptionist for a wake up call at 8am. So she called at 8am the next morning and said "What are you doing with you're life?". The check in girl asked me "Has anyone put anything in your bag without your knowledge". I said "if it was without my knowledge, how would I know?".
2006-11-30 05:46:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
seves him right for using a lady's restroom in the first place. old but gold :)
2006-11-30 05:45:57 · answer #3 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
While in hospital he would probably require a Strepadicktome
2006-11-30 06:53:20 · answer #4 · answered by edwin4208 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Haaaaaaaahhhh!!!!! Yes, indeed tampons are only woman stuff!!! Great lesson!!!
2006-11-30 05:39:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Just goes to show how men are really dumbasses!!!!!
That was a cute joke!
2006-11-30 06:01:06 · answer #6 · answered by Angel E 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL...its funny but its been posted twice last week hunni
2006-11-30 05:36:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
ouch, I crossed my legs as I read the last line
2006-11-30 05:45:00 · answer #8 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lmsmao - a funny way to start the day, cheers.
2006-11-30 05:38:30 · answer #9 · answered by mark 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Ha. That was really funny.
Here are some for your laugter.
Honeymoon at Home..... Little Johnny does it again
Fred and Mary got married but couldn't afford a honeymoon, so they go
back to Fred's parent's home for their first night together.
In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast.
As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his Mum if
Fred and Mary are up yet.
She replies, "No".
Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?"
His Mum replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go
to school."
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his Mum, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?"
She replies, "No."
Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?"
His Mum replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and
go back to school."
After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are Fred and
Mary up yet?"
His Mum says, "No."
He asks, "Do you know what I think?"
His Mum replies, "OK, go on then tell me what you think?"
He says: "Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and
I think I gave him my airplane glue by mistake!"
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Dear Mr. Bill Gates From Little Johnny
Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
This letter is from Little Johnny from South Carolina. We have bought a computer for our
home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice.
1. After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account and
whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ******
appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but we
face this problem only in password field. We checked with hardware vendor (
Unity Hardware) and he said that there is no problem in keyboard.
Because of this we open the e-mail account with password *****. I request
you to check this as we ourselves do not know what the password is.
2. We are unable to enter anything after we click the 'shut down ' button.
3. There is a button 'start' but there is no "stop" button. We request you
to check this.
4. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friend clicked 'run' and has
run upto North Carolina but nothing happened still! So, we request you to change that to "rest", so that we
can click that by resting and running again.
5. One doubt is that any 're-scooter' available in system? As I find only
're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.
6. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the
door key and we tried a lot for tracing the key with this ' find', but
unable to trace. Is it a bug??
7. Every night I am not sleeping as I have to protect my 'mouse' from CAT,
So I suggest u to provide one DOG to kill that cat.
9. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft
sentence', so when u will provide that?
Best regards,
Little Johnny
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Just for Laughs
Two men met while both where looking for their lost wives.
1st: How yours look like?
2nd: She is 5"7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. What about yours?
1st: Forget mine. Lets find yours!!
**********
Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend to death.
Wife says, "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends".
**********
Small Boy wrote to Santa Claus," send me a brother"
Santa wrote back," SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"
**********
What is the definition of Mistress?
Someone between the Mister and Mattress
**********
Wife asks from Husband, "Do u know the meaning of WIFE?? and says
"With Idiot For Ever !!!"
Husband replies," No, It means ,
"Without Information Fighting Everytime"
**********
Three Feelings:
What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and
Panic is when both are pregnant.
**********
Teacher: u know the importance of period?
Kid: Ya, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad
got heart attack & our driver ran away.
**********
Women asked man who is traveling with six children, all these kids are urs
???
No, I work in a condom factory & these are customer complaints.
**********
Sons asks difference between confidence and confidential
Dad says, you are my son, i'm confident. Your friend is also my son,
that's confidential!
**********
Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this is the right time we
should talk about sex.
Daughter (Excitingly): Sure mom, tell me what do you want to know.
Mother Faints... --
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BYE - Imtiyaz G
2006-11-30 06:19:28 · answer #10 · answered by Imtiyaz G 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋