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2006-11-29 20:44:55 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Miserable bunch here today , i'm gonna give you 10 outa 10 , well done and keep em coming !
2006-11-29 23:10:24 · answer #1 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Perhaps the really worst joke I've ever heard - a jar-dropping, who-could-find-that-funny kind of joke - was in May 2004 during the annual Radio and Television Correspondents Dinner in Washington, when George Bush offered up a slide show of himself looking under furniture in the Oval Office for the weapons of mass destruction Iraq never had. "Those weapons of mass destruction have got to be somewhere," Bush joked. "Nope, no weapons over there ... maybe under here?" Sorry it's not funny, but you requested 'the worst', not a merely bad joke or a poor pun.
2016-05-23 04:27:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, despite some crackers from you in the past, this one's a stinker.
2 out of 10 for the joke, but 8 out of 10 for effort
2006-11-29 20:52:56 · answer #3 · answered by mark 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny 9/10
2006-11-29 20:53:14 · answer #4 · answered by ThE_explOrer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad, 7 out of 10. have a gold star
2006-11-29 21:44:16 · answer #5 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't think it was funny at all. 0/10
2006-11-29 21:08:15 · answer #6 · answered by Cinderella 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it is hysterical. I've heard it before, but I give it a strong 9!
2006-11-29 20:55:38 · answer #7 · answered by Cub6265 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad, actually. 8/10 for you.
2006-11-29 20:57:39 · answer #8 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not at all bad except that its for psychiatrists. Good terms
2006-11-29 20:58:11 · answer #9 · answered by Munna Bhai 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL this is funny, I'd give it a 10.
2006-11-30 01:22:35 · answer #10 · answered by Female O ♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋