i thought this is funny?

Question

A farmer is lying in bed with his wife when he turns to her grabs her t-ts and says "Honey if you could get milk out of these we could sell the cow". Then he grabs her p--sy and says "Honey if you could get eggs out of here we could sell the chickens". She turns to him smiles,grabs his d--k and says "Honey if you could get this up I could get rid of your brother"

Answer 1

Another Gem.
Alternative Ending:
She turns to him, smiles grabs his b--ls and says "Honey if these were bigger you could continue to grab me and we could sell the ******* farm.

More jokes please!

Answer 2

OMG this too is very funny,

OK one from my side...

A farmer gets an automatic milking machine. He tries it on himself for some kinky pleasure. After discharge he tries to remove but can't. He picks up the manual which says: "Auto release after 20 litters!!!"

Answer 3

That was indeed funny.

Very Good one

Now get these jokes

A man takes his daughter to Office with him. Once they return home, the daughter asks her Dad.

"Daddy, why did you say that the Secretary was a Doll at the office?"

The husband trembles and sees his wife staring at him.

He suddenly says "Well, she does whatever I say very quickly and does not trouble me for no reasons like a doll without a life"

The daughter suddenly says

"Oh. ws it for that? I thought it was because when you laid her on the cushion, she closed her eyes like a doll"
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Wife is a man's life.still she is life threatning.We can't live with them and we can't live without them, Can we? Here are some examples!



A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."
The next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same: "You can have mine."
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A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided
not to report it since the thief was spending much less than
his wife did.
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Young Son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of
Africa, a Man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son.
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My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.
-Henny Youngman
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-Rodney Dangerfield
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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
-Milton Berle
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I bought my wife a new car. She called and said,
"There was water in the carburetor."
I asked her, "Where's the car?"
She replied, "In the lake."
-Henny Youngman
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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
-Henny Youngman
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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You
know, I was a fool when I married you."
The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."
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When a man steals your wife, there is no better
revenge than to let him keep her.
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I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't
like to interrupt her.
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My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate.
So I got myself two girlfriends.
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Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is
finished.
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A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married?"
The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still
paying."
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A woman was telling her friend, "I made my husband a
millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" asked the
friend.
"A billionaire." she replied,
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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over
intelligence.
Second marriage is the triumph of hope over
experience.
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It's not true that married men live longer than single
men.
It only seems longer.
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Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was
almost impossible.
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A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can ask
for whatever he wants, but his mother-in-law gets double of what he gets.
The man thinks for a moment and says, Okay, give me a
million dollars and beat me till I'm half dead."

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Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for
marriage.
They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
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The most effective way to remember your wife's
birthday is to forget it once.
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BYE - Imtiyaz G

Answer 4

Good one! I`ve heard something similar once but it was in the city! Looool!

Answer 5

A good joke & a good way to start the day

Answer 6

i wondered why my brother always has a smile on his face good joke keep em coming

Answer 7

always laughing you must be up al nite thinking up jokes great joke

Answer 8

burn baby burn. thats almost as good as the 1 my husband said today. he said. " so i says to the guy i says when i pull my pants down my wife laughs"

Answer 9

yes thats very funny lmfao

Answer 10

That was good.
Have a good night.