Entertainment & Music - 28 November 2006

A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart attack and was taken to Cedars Sinai hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near-death experience. She saw God and asked, "Is this it?" God said, "No, you have another 30 to 40 years to live." Upon her recovery, she decided to stay in the hospital and have collagen shots, cheek implants, a face lift, liposuction and breast augmentation. She even had someone dye her hair. She figured since she had another 30 to 40 years, she might as well make the most of it. She walked out of Cedars Sinai lobby after the last operation and was killed by an ambulance speeding up to the hospital. She arrived in front of God and said, "I thought you said I had another 30 to 40 years?" God replied, "Shirley! I didn't recognize you!"

2006-11-28 10:39:24 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-28 10:39:07 · 23 answers · asked by Circlometry™³ 6 in Polls & Surveys

like you're on the outside watching your life happening before you?

2006-11-28 10:38:40 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Here is a URL to the clip:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=eIRbAkHp6MU

2006-11-28 10:37:09 · 2 answers · asked by Allan S 1 in Celebrities

2006-11-28 10:36:26 · 17 answers · asked by White 7 in Polls & Surveys

What is the highest number of answers you've got for a question you asked? I've just seen someone get 87 answers.

2006-11-28 10:36:20 · 14 answers · asked by people are scum 4 in Polls & Surveys

Maybe it wasn't the main theme tune but it definately featured in some program! Any ideas?

2006-11-28 10:35:53 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

plz tell me

2006-11-28 10:35:13 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

had been married 50 years and had gone away to a hotel for the night.
"Darling do you see what i'm wearing" said the wife.
"yes your wearing the negligee your wore on our honeymoon"
"and do you remember what you said to me that night" she said
"Yes i said i would suck the life outta those wonderful boobies and then s.crew your brains out"
"yes "she said" and what do you say tonight"?

Mission accomplished.

2006-11-28 10:34:50 · 16 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Jokes & Riddles

It's an ad on Irish radio, he keeps shouting MONKEY.

2006-11-28 10:34:49 · 12 answers · asked by ? 3 in Other - Entertainment

Why?

2006-11-28 10:34:29 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-28 10:34:26 · 13 answers · asked by In Honor of Moja 4 in Celebrities

from the list abov,wich s a better actor?

2006-11-28 10:33:18 · 35 answers · asked by last spiritual man 1 in Movies

is there any way to take off the updates from you ipod? I just realized it's sucking up my memory space and I can't fit all the songs I want to on it.

2006-11-28 10:32:53 · 3 answers · asked by Jim 2 in Music

Rumors, rumors, rumors.......

2006-11-28 10:32:38 · 10 answers · asked by JusticeManEsq 5 in Celebrities

Have you ever dropped something on accident (or on purpose) off a ledge, ramp, balcony ect. and it hit someone below? and did it make you laugh?
I dropped a Mcdonalds McFlurry of a ledge by accident and the icecream flew out and landed on several people, i secretly laughed because of the screams of horror and the funny looks of surprise but i did feel abit guilty.

2006-11-28 10:32:24 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

woman, whiskey or...

2006-11-28 10:32:21 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A blind man enters a Lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar
stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while the blind guy
yells to the bartender: "Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?' A deathly
silence
transcends the bar. In a deep, husky, menacing voice, the woman next to
him
says: "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The
bartender
is blonde, the bouncer is blonde, and I'm a 6' tall, 200lb blonde with a
black belt in Karate. What's more, the woman sitting next to me is blonde
and she's a weight lifter. The lady to your right is a blonde and she's a
pro wrestler. Think about it seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell
that
joke?"
The blind man pauses to think, and says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to
explain it five times."

2006-11-28 10:32:17 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

what are they talking about? when they say chain are they talking about a necklace or what?

2006-11-28 10:32:17 · 19 answers · asked by .::country gurl in a 4X4::. 2 in Music

Put in the link!

2006-11-28 10:32:11 · 17 answers · asked by roboseyo 3 in Other - Entertainment

2006-11-28 10:32:03 · 5 answers · asked by malindaharvey1 1 in Polls & Surveys

I don't even have a favorite number. Then again, why I should I?

2006-11-28 10:31:29 · 22 answers · asked by Chris M 3 in Polls & Surveys

ive just had this joke off thee cnn website, its been voted the best joke in the world, tell me what you think?

here it is.

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

2006-11-28 10:31:21 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

This is bugging me, any help would be appreciated, thanks.

2006-11-28 10:30:46 · 6 answers · asked by Yellowstonedogs 7 in Movies

Why?

2006-11-28 10:30:11 · 45 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-28 10:29:52 · 10 answers · asked by fsquiabro 1 in Horoscopes

2006-11-28 10:28:49 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

?????Mad.

2006-11-28 10:28:39 · 2 answers · asked by Courtney 3 in Celebrities

2006-11-28 10:28:33 · 14 answers · asked by nvsweets2006 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-28 10:28:29 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music