ive just had this joke off thee cnn website, its been voted the best joke in the world, tell me what you think?
here it is.
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
2006-11-28 10:31:21 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
http://archives.cnn.com/2002/TECH/science/10/03/joke.funniest/
2006-11-28 10:45:13 · update #1
OMG! im still laughing and so is my friend
2006-11-28 10:39:21 · answer #1 · answered by SunshineShortie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I heard that was the best joke in the world a while ago. I disagree. I've heard MUCH better.
2006-11-28 10:33:36 · answer #2 · answered by ~Grace~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeahh that is funny but not the world funniest joke. i got 1 for u. there this optomistrist ( the eye doctor) tells his client hey man u have to stop masturbating, and the patient says why doc i'm i going blind and the doctor says no, but youre upsetting my other clients.
2006-11-28 10:42:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
gd 1 lmao 10/10
2006-11-28 10:34:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Think I agree with a lot of people- very funny - not THE funniest though (and don't ask me what is...it's too late at night to be thinking :) )
2006-11-28 10:46:45 · answer #5 · answered by mcascadd 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i presumed that sucked.It change into ok no longer something intense and not in any respect the funniest I truly have heard.I were given a tacky one for ya,a chum instructed me earlier at the moment.Your not in any respect going to believe it....wager who Walt Disney fired at the moment?.......They fired Cinderella.....you'll not in any respect wager what for........She change into stuck sitting on poor Pinocchio's face screaming on the accurate of her lungs,"Lie Pinocchio lie.Lie you biotch."
2016-10-07 22:31:34 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually, the best joke in the WORLD is a German one (I know, go figure). It needs to be told in German to be funny, but it translates as:
"Why is Canada called Canada? Because there's nobody there."
2006-11-28 10:41:42 · answer #7 · answered by people are scum 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Its funny, but ive heard funnier
2006-11-28 11:12:11 · answer #8 · answered by adamjj48 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its funny. although i've heard it before. and that's definetly not the best joke in the world. atleast in my opinion. i've definetly heard better.
2006-11-28 10:41:03 · answer #9 · answered by soccer loser0903 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hered dat 1 over a year ago , s,ok
2006-11-28 10:34:25 · answer #10 · answered by JIM B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah i give it a thumbs up. 10/10
2006-11-28 10:33:25 · answer #11 · answered by Gabriel m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋