had been married 50 years and had gone away to a hotel for the night.
"Darling do you see what i'm wearing" said the wife.
"yes your wearing the negligee your wore on our honeymoon"
"and do you remember what you said to me that night" she said
"Yes i said i would suck the life outta those wonderful boobies and then s.crew your brains out"
"yes "she said" and what do you say tonight"?
Mission accomplished.
2006-11-28
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