A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart attack and was taken to Cedars Sinai hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near-death experience. She saw God and asked, "Is this it?" God said, "No, you have another 30 to 40 years to live." Upon her recovery, she decided to stay in the hospital and have collagen shots, cheek implants, a face lift, liposuction and breast augmentation. She even had someone dye her hair. She figured since she had another 30 to 40 years, she might as well make the most of it. She walked out of Cedars Sinai lobby after the last operation and was killed by an ambulance speeding up to the hospital. She arrived in front of God and said, "I thought you said I had another 30 to 40 years?" God replied, "Shirley! I didn't recognize you!"
2006-11-28 10:39:24 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
once again u post a funny joke.10/10
2006-11-28 10:42:04 · answer #1 · answered by Gabriel m 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Quality
2006-11-28 10:42:42 · answer #2 · answered by Jackie B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Interesting story. It just goes to show you that its never good to change your apperance. Take what God gave you and be happy with it because there are people out there that have it much worse than you. Be yourself. Be happy.
2006-11-28 10:45:56 · answer #3 · answered by baKeD^ N 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny lol get better as you go through the pages 11/10 lol
2006-11-28 19:26:30 · answer #4 · answered by dave p 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg i was thinkin this was a very sad story but at the end i was sooo shock omg
2006-11-28 10:43:15 · answer #5 · answered by monica s 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love your jokes. Always funny.
2006-11-28 10:52:25 · answer #6 · answered by Hello Dave 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it goes to prove be happy with what you have got even if its not a lot like me
2006-11-28 20:07:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2006-11-28 10:41:03 · answer #8 · answered by just browsin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just goes to show that you shouldn't change your appearance for anything. (unless you really have to)
2006-11-28 10:42:39 · answer #9 · answered by SunshineShortie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao soo funny!!1 :D
2006-11-28 10:47:42 · answer #10 · answered by bocababy11 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋