A blind man enters a Lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar
stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while the blind guy
yells to the bartender: "Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?' A deathly
silence
transcends the bar. In a deep, husky, menacing voice, the woman next to
him
says: "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The
bartender
is blonde, the bouncer is blonde, and I'm a 6' tall, 200lb blonde with a
black belt in Karate. What's more, the woman sitting next to me is blonde
and she's a weight lifter. The lady to your right is a blonde and she's a
pro wrestler. Think about it seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell
that
joke?"
The blind man pauses to think, and says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to
explain it five times."
2006-11-28 10:32:17 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol that is one of the best blonde jokes ive heard haha good one__xx__
2006-11-29 04:39:09 · answer #1 · answered by Bradiie Babes--Ox 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funnyy
A blonde comes back to her house to find that it has been broken into, she runs inside and calls the police. About 20 minutes later a K9 unit pulls up the the house and the police man grabs him dog and starts toward the house.
The blonde looks out the window, and with a big sigh sits on the couch next to her upset. "Not only does my house get broken into, but now the police send over a blind cop!"
2006-11-28 10:40:57 · answer #2 · answered by Kyle N 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
valuable one!!! famous individual for you! right here is one in all my favorites: a brunette replaced into junping up and down on railroad tracks chanting ' 22, 22, 22 ' many times. a blonde is walking by using and then watches the brunette leaping and chanting. she doesnt understand why she is doing this, yet she joins her because of the fact it seems exciting. they the two bounce on the tracks for a whilst, until they hear a prepare coming. the brunette gets exited and starts off leaping larger and screaming louder, so the blonde does an identical. the prepare's tooting because it comes closer, and good previously it squishes them the two, the brunette leaps out of a thank you to risk-free practices. to place it short, the blonde, nicely, didnt. after the prepare passes, the brunette takes up her spot returned on the tracks, maintains leaping, yet this time, she chants, '23, 23, 23 '!!!!!!
2016-10-13 07:37:57 · answer #3 · answered by thedford 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent.
2006-11-28 10:35:19 · answer #4 · answered by Emma B 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was quite a laugh wasn't it? But can you explain to me why blondes are portrayes as dumb? Do you have any blonde friends? I am just curious.
2006-11-28 21:54:54 · answer #5 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol... thanx for the laugh. i also know a blonde joke and think you might find it funny :)
what's the difference between a blonde and a mosqito?
- when you slap them, the squito stops sucking
2006-11-28 10:39:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol once again the blonde joke gets me to laugh. 10/10
2006-11-28 10:36:03 · answer #7 · answered by Gabriel m 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny,
2006-11-28 10:41:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hehehe, blonds
2006-11-28 10:35:00 · answer #9 · answered by rocker 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i thought that there are more lesbian blondes then five good joke
2006-11-28 20:10:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋