Entertainment & Music - 27 November 2006

I'm emo and find Hip-Hop so effing cool! And get teased about it. Like get called a poser and shizz. But we all got to admit Fergie is FINE! What do you think?

2006-11-27 02:37:31 · 6 answers · asked by x_cutz_x 1 in Music

it never happens. made me an hour late for work. Has anyone gone to the doctor and they saw you at the time scheduled? why arent they obligated to the same standards of customer service as most other businesses?

2006-11-27 02:37:26 · 7 answers · asked by aligrespeq 3 in Polls & Surveys

We had a lovely Angel for Thanksgiving, he tasted excellent roasted: talk about quantity AND quality, we fed 36 off just one....

I can't think of anything with wings that I would eat accept (maybe) female sanitary products....are they any that you would not eat?

2006-11-27 02:35:47 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-27 02:33:09 · 7 answers · asked by DAVE 6 in Jokes & Riddles

Whats your favorite music video of all time? Not the song but the video. The one that makes you laugh!

2006-11-27 02:32:43 · 33 answers · asked by bluenickynick 2 in Music

I think it is very very rude indeed, and possibly unhygenic, how do you know that they washed their hands or their finger nails?

That said, who am I to judge your sick and twisted little minds?

2006-11-27 02:31:39 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Whose ready for the fall finale tonight? I know I am! I can't wait to see what happens. I hear they are saving the best for last!

2006-11-27 02:31:33 · 14 answers · asked by ♥#1 Miley Cyrus Fan♥ 5 in Television

2006-11-27 02:31:22 · 15 answers · asked by Mitchell B 4 in Polls & Surveys

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2006-11-27 02:30:51 · 8 answers · asked by arbolito 3 in Jokes & Riddles

An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colours: green, red, orange, blue, and yellow. The old man just stared. Every time the young man looked, the old man
was staring. The young man finally said sarcastically, "What's the matter old-timer? Never done anything wild in your life?" Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex
with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.

2006-11-27 02:29:52 · 29 answers · asked by Jellytot 2 in Jokes & Riddles

There's this man who's taking a walk around the red light district until he passes a whorehouse with a blinking sign saying: "The Hooker With Three Breasts...". The man get's just a little interested and thinks "well... that could be a once in a lifetime experience". So he goes in and walks up to the man behind the counter. "I'd like to see the hooker with the three breasts" he says.

"Are you sure you can afford that... It'll cost you a thousand dollars" the pimp replies. But, the man is too exited, pull's his wallet and pays him the money. So, he's taken up three stairs to a little room in the back of the house and when he opens the room... there she is. The room is dark but as he comes closer he sees it... three breasts! And so the man absolutely has the night of his life.

The next day the man walks past that same whorehouse and thinking of the night before and the time he had, he goes in and pays the pimp another thousand dollars. Again, he goes up three stairs to that little dark room in the back of the house. And as the day before, she lies there waiting.

But, as he walks up to the hooker, he sees that something is wrong... "Hey! You had three breasts yesterday..." he says after which she smiles and says "What did you expect honey... you can only suck out a boil like that once!".

2006-11-27 02:29:42 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

She looked like the..................................roze???

2006-11-27 02:28:47 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated. As he examined the body of Mr. Sam, who was about to be cremated, he made an amazing discovery: Sam had the longest private part he had ever seen!

"I'm sorry Mr. Sam," said the mortician, "but I can't send you off to be cremated with a tremendously huge private part like this. It has to be saved for posterity."

And with that the coroner used his tools to remove the dead man's distinguishing member. The coroner stuffed his prize into a briefcase and took it home. The first person he showed was his wife.

"I have something to show you that you won't believe," he said, and opened his briefcase.

"Oh, my God!" she screamed, "Sam is dead!"

2006-11-27 02:28:34 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-27 02:28:31 · 4 answers · asked by addysrm17 1 in Celebrities

michael richards (kramer) should pay money to those guys he yelled at? I agree that he should definitely apologize in person to those guys because it was completely out of line, but i don't think he owes them money. i think they just see this as a way of getting some free money, mainly because he's a celebrity. i don't think if he was just some average joe that they would ask for "compensation".

2006-11-27 02:27:59 · 26 answers · asked by stitchfan85 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-27 02:27:32 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Remember the Seinfeld episode where the girl's name was Delores.

2006-11-27 02:26:59 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-27 02:26:45 · 7 answers · asked by racingdiego@sbcglobal.net 5 in Celebrities

8:12 is when it starts

2006-11-27 02:26:21 · 10 answers · asked by Cutie P 2 in Polls & Surveys

An Egyptian man is walking through the Cairo bazaar, when a stranger comes up to him and offers to sell Viagra (illegal in Egypt) for 100 Egyptian pounds.

"No, not worth it!"

"OK, how about 50 Egyptian pounds?"

"No, not worth it!"

"OK, 20?"

"No, not worth it!"

"How about 10?"

"No, not worth it!"

"Listen, these pills cost US $10 each. How can you say they are not worth it?"

"Oh, the pills ARE worth it. My wife is not worth it."

2006-11-27 02:25:34 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-27 02:24:21 · 4 answers · asked by crizz_woodwitch 1 in Television

1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play - normally one club and two balls.


2. Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the hole.


3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out.


4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins.


5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole.


6. The object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the course owner is satisfied that play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play the course again.


7. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival at the course. The experienced player will normally take time to admire the entire course with special attention to well formed bunkers.


8. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played , or are currently playing, to the owner of the course being played. Upset course owners have been known to damage players equipment for this reason.


9. Players are encouraged to bring proper rain gear for their own protection.


10. Players should ensure themselves that their match has been properly scheduled, particularly when a new course is being played for the first time. Previous players have been known to become irate if they discover someone else playing on what they considered to be a private course.


11. Players should not assume a course is in shape for play at all times. Some players may be embarrassed if they find the course to be temporarily under repair. Players are advised to be extremely tactful in this situation. More advanced players will find alternative means of play when this is the case.


12. The course owner is responsible for manicuring and pruning any bush around the hole to allow for improved viewing of, alignment with, and approach to the hole.


13. Players are advised to obtain the course owners permission before attempting to play the back nine.


14. Slow play is encouraged. However, players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace, at least temporarily, at the course owners request.


15. It is considered outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same hole several times in one match.

2006-11-27 02:23:54 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language.
He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his knee meaning "need", then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion. The man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his chop and starts masturbating.
The worker on 5th floor gets so pissed off he runs down to the ground floor and says, "What the f*** is your problem!!! I said I needed a hand saw!".
The other guy says, "I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - I'm coming!"

2006-11-27 02:23:26 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-27 02:23:11 · 1 answers · asked by Steven A 1 in Music

............overhyped rubbish. A lot of fims from the far east are much better.

2006-11-27 02:22:03 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Would you buy an AUTHORIZED MCR biography book? what info would you like to read about?

2006-11-27 02:21:52 · 6 answers · asked by MCrparade.com 1 in Music

do you agree that it is just curesing to a beat and womenizig? or do you think otherwise?

2006-11-27 02:20:56 · 10 answers · asked by monkeychip1001 1 in Music

2006-11-27 02:20:52 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

My favorite quote is, life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave.

2006-11-27 02:20:43 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

SHE asked proffesor sir i want "A" gred in my examination ,and i will do every thing for this.anything .
Proffesor---anything.
Girl---sir i will do anything,
u just tell me i will do
Proffesor think and said .......?

2006-11-27 02:20:27 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles