A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated. As he examined the body of Mr. Sam, who was about to be cremated, he made an amazing discovery: Sam had the longest private part he had ever seen!
"I'm sorry Mr. Sam," said the mortician, "but I can't send you off to be cremated with a tremendously huge private part like this. It has to be saved for posterity."
And with that the coroner used his tools to remove the dead man's distinguishing member. The coroner stuffed his prize into a briefcase and took it home. The first person he showed was his wife.
"I have something to show you that you won't believe," he said, and opened his briefcase.
"Oh, my God!" she screamed, "Sam is dead!"
2006-11-27 02:28:34 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
very funny. lol.
2006-11-27 02:33:18 · answer #1 · answered by **** if i know 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh O some one been playing around
2006-11-27 02:36:16 · answer #2 · answered by casper 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG she told on herself
2006-11-27 02:37:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA! Funny one!
2006-11-27 02:42:10 · answer #4 · answered by Tony M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, it was sortof funny.
2006-11-27 02:31:39 · answer #5 · answered by Stareyes 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee heeee, that was a good one
2006-11-27 02:48:56 · answer #6 · answered by Ginnykitty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kinda cute!
2006-11-27 02:33:18 · answer #7 · answered by firenice 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No,I didn't enjoy your joke.
2006-11-27 02:48:47 · answer #8 · answered by Celebrity girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOLz...
2006-11-27 02:48:04 · answer #9 · answered by huh? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no
2006-11-27 02:33:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋