An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colours: green, red, orange, blue, and yellow. The old man just stared. Every time the young man looked, the old man
was staring. The young man finally said sarcastically, "What's the matter old-timer? Never done anything wild in your life?" Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex
with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.
2006-11-27 02:29:52 · 29 answers · asked by Jellytot 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO.....and i was drinking a cup of coffee which is now sprayed on the screen!!
2006-11-27 02:35:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
howdy Superspi.......you're searching at your destiny dude. can't you practice a touch compassion and comprehend-how for the elderly? they have been round longer than you've. their experience ought to nicely be useful to you sometime. yet in spite of the indisputable fact that you may't practice a fool to a lot of not something,good?
2016-11-27 01:31:44 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lmao 10/10
2006-11-27 02:34:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, guess that was a colourful bird he pulled !!! No doubt he thought it was a feather in his cap !!
2006-11-27 03:25:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Imma tell u like dis...
your story was kinda crazy but goo dat da same time
if the old Man walked pass me with all dem different colors in his head i would have looked to but i would....i dont know maybe i would of steared at him because no one in michigan would ware all dem damn colors in dey head....
only on halloween,.....lol
2006-11-27 02:34:28 · answer #5 · answered by Pretty ricky baby gurl 1 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Now that really made me laugh! Good one!
2006-11-27 21:24:59 · answer #6 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
young kids always getting it wrong hahahahahaahahah
2006-11-27 03:44:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one and I havnt heard it before...;
2006-11-27 02:31:41 · answer #8 · answered by huggz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe a classic joke
2006-11-27 02:42:17 · answer #9 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ooowww man!! how a man is this.. maybe didnt lived his life so well.. and now thinking to do these... this is normal soo ...
2006-11-27 02:34:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋