Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language.
He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his knee meaning "need", then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion. The man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his chop and starts masturbating.
The worker on 5th floor gets so pissed off he runs down to the ground floor and says, "What the f*** is your problem!!! I said I needed a hand saw!".
The other guy says, "I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - I'm coming!"
2006-11-27 02:23:26 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ok this has got to be one of the best jokes i have heared in a long time lol, but one i can't tell my mum.
2006-11-27 05:30:56 · answer #1 · answered by Hunny Bun... 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lmao 10/10
2006-11-27 10:30:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
RoFL man that was a very good one lol lmao
2006-11-27 10:37:05 · answer #3 · answered by csm 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats cheered me up, i was feeling down. I've gotta remember that one.
2006-11-27 10:27:23 · answer #4 · answered by m_s_m_24 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha h , thats a goodun , i never saw that one coming !
2006-11-27 10:26:30 · answer #5 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
who told you that i was caming as this happened to me only last week and honest i only shook it twice anymore and you could call it wanxxng
2006-11-27 11:27:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha! Hail the one eyed milkman!!!
2006-11-27 10:28:19 · answer #7 · answered by brian l 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao nice one mate
2006-11-27 11:05:42 · answer #8 · answered by sdfsgsdhyj 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before but still made me laugh
2006-11-27 11:09:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorted...10/10
2006-11-27 11:14:16 · answer #10 · answered by Fudgie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋