Entertainment & Music - 26 November 2006

Has anyone heard about her lately?? Is she coming out with a new CD anytime soon??

2006-11-26 04:47:56 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

-It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting.
-A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
-If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.
-Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization.
-It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
-No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion or alien invasion will ever go into shock.
-Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds, unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.
Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at that precise moment you turn the television on.

2006-11-26 04:47:43 · 11 answers · asked by amudwar 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-26 04:47:32 · 17 answers · asked by AngelicOne 1 in Polls & Surveys

Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly Mother.
The first said, "I built a big house for our Mother." The second said, "I sent her a Mercedes with a driver." The third smiled and said, "I've got you both beat. You remember how Mom enjoyed reading the Bible? And you know she can't see very well any more. I sent her a remarkable parrot that recites the entire Bible. It took Elders in the church 12 years to teach him. He's one of a kind. Mama just has to name the chapter and verse, and the parrot recites it."
Soon thereafter, Mom sent out her letters of thanks: "Milton," she wrote one son, "the house you built is so huge. I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house."
"Gerald," she wrote to another, "I am too old to travel any more. My eyesight isn't what it used to be. I stay most of the time at home, so I rarely use the Mercedes. And the driver is so rude!"
"Dearest Donald," she wrote to her third son, "you have the good sense to know what your Mother likes. The chicken was delicious!"

2006-11-26 04:47:27 · 17 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Milk? Is it milky or plain white?
21/16-21

2006-11-26 04:46:40 · 19 answers · asked by Ormoz 3 in Polls & Surveys

I only saw a 12 string model for the first time this week .Did not know it existed.I used to play a Stat 20 years ago and am thinking of getting back into it.Any good advice from serious guitarists please.

2006-11-26 04:46:12 · 8 answers · asked by charlespennington 2 in Music

She is so cool! She is funny in the Suite Life! But why is she always the popular and rich girl?

2006-11-26 04:45:31 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

When Devils Strike by SPM, Wolfmother by Wolfmother, and Frances the Mute by The Mars Volta. So, what do you think about that, if you disagree with any of them could you tell me why and which CD I should get instead of it?

2006-11-26 04:45:30 · 5 answers · asked by Jaime 2 in Polls & Surveys

What do you call a clockwork canine?

Dogmatic.

OK, so it's naff, but what the Hell...

2006-11-26 04:45:11 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Does anyone remember the kids programme Samurai Pizza Cats?
No one remembers it and my mates keep telling me I must of dreamt it!

2006-11-26 04:45:08 · 4 answers · asked by Callie 3 in Comics & Animation

Give me your answer







My stupid brother thinks that they are super dogs of wonder who can do anything and always have white fur. ( I know he is sick and demented)

2006-11-26 04:44:44 · 5 answers · asked by Blade 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-26 04:44:38 · 22 answers · asked by Anne Nonny Mouse 4 in Celebrities

I dont' know but i came about three times that nigh *whew*

2006-11-26 04:44:04 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

It's when you mount your woman from behind, start going nice and slowly, take her hair and pull her head back slightly and whisper in her ear "Your sister was better than you...", and try to hold on for 8 seconds!

2006-11-26 04:43:36 · 11 answers · asked by L♥veee 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-26 04:42:55 · 4 answers · asked by Seeker 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-26 04:42:07 · 14 answers · asked by Dellajoy 6 in Polls & Surveys

Also take my useless poll
1. rock or rap
2. tuna salad or turkey salad
3. itunes or limewire
4. old smiley face avatars or the new ones
5. 24 or Lost
6. Your fav person on yahoo answers
7. thanksgiving or christmas

im bored so i decided to ask this

2006-11-26 04:41:36 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-26 04:41:04 · 5 answers · asked by PrincessSundae 1 in Music

i want to add the song "so cold" by crossfade. i've tried registering with youtube, it says i'm ineligible. any other ideas. i already know about the music groups on myspace.. i'm looking for an alternative.

2006-11-26 04:40:24 · 4 answers · asked by Mandy G 3 in Music

2006-11-26 04:40:23 · 8 answers · asked by kelly2me 1 in Music

My girlfriend was sleeping and I was out to eat with my family and I saw a girl that looked exactly like her and they shared the same habits.

*they both take after their mom
*same facial structure
*same smile
*same laugh
*same habits
*same color hair
*same hair style
*same taste in clothes
*both wear glasses

I was far away from where my gf was at this time too, and she was sleeping, so what do you think this means and is there a possibility it was my gf in a sub-concious kind of way??? I don't know. I've been thinking about this a lot.

2006-11-26 04:40:12 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

what do you think about the newest james bond's movie?
what scene is your favourite?

2006-11-26 04:39:45 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-11-26 04:39:38 · 8 answers · asked by Dellajoy 6 in Polls & Surveys

Lisa said "If you follow the clues then you can work it out" or something to that effect. The problem is my Geography is not that great, also I am English. Does anyone want to hazard a guess?

2006-11-26 04:39:20 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

Little jonny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it. he
decided to ask his shrink what to do.

the shrink said,
'since christmas is coming up, you should ask luke what he wants santa to
bring him. if he cusses while he tells you his wish list, leave a pile of dog
s*** in place of the gifts or gifts he requests.'

two days before christmas, luke's father asked him what he wanted for
christmas.

'i want a damn teddy bear lying right beside me when i wake up. when i go
downstairs i want to see a damn train going around the damn tree. and when i go
outside i want to see a damn bike leaning up against the damn garage.'

on christmas morning, little luke woke up and rolled over into a pile of dog
s***. confused, he walked downstairs and saw another pile under the tree.
scratching his head, he walked outside and saw a huge pile of dog s*** by the
garage.

when luke walked back inside with a curious look on his face, his dad
smiled and asked, 'what did santa bring you this year?'

luke replied, 'i think i got a dog but i can't find the son-of-a-*****!'

2006-11-26 04:38:39 · 10 answers · asked by Rock 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-26 04:38:31 · 7 answers · asked by Babii Blondee 2 in Movies

Thanks

2006-11-26 04:38:25 · 12 answers · asked by Crazyfred02 1 in Comics & Animation

come up with a wonderfully romantic, poetic statement.
(movie lines and music lyrics are allowed!)

2006-11-26 04:37:05 · 11 answers · asked by ididElvis 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-26 04:35:51 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Just thought you ought to know.

2006-11-26 04:34:09 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television