Entertainment & Music - 26 November 2006

2006-11-26 04:33:46 · 12 answers · asked by Anne Nonny Mouse 4 in Celebrities

Woman goes into doctors and explains she has a major problem.

The doctor say's "What is it" ?

She explains she had three holes instead of one in the southern region?

So the doctor has a look then goes to his desk and take three plasters out.

She asks "Will this cure me"

The doctors say's "Don't know but it will stop you getting f*cked left, right and centre

2006-11-26 04:32:14 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

A lady was walking past a pet store when a parrot said, ''Hey, lady! You're really ugly!" The lady was furious and continued on her way.

On the way home, she passed by the petstore again and the parrot once more said "Hey, lady! You're really ugly!" She was incredibly ticked now, so she went into the store and said that she would sue the store and kill the bird. The store manager apologized profusely and promised he would make sure the parrot didn't say it again.

The next day, she deliberately passed by the store to test the parrot. "Hey, lady!" it said.

"Yes?"

"You know."

2006-11-26 04:31:49 · 8 answers · asked by amudwar 3 in Jokes & Riddles

I rem the leading actors (both evil and good) have very strong telekinesis powers.. The evil one was somehow manipulating the entire city (i think), until one day, the good one battled with the evil one. The ending was that a piece of glass shard pierced into the frontal lobe portion of the head of the evil guy, which basically destroyed his ability to use telekinesis anymore. Does anyone know the name of this old movie? Thanks!

2006-11-26 04:31:48 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Its very different..but totally awesome.

2006-11-26 04:30:48 · 7 answers · asked by mayFRE$H! 4 in Music

2006-11-26 04:30:35 · 23 answers · asked by people are scum 4 in Polls & Surveys

Three dogs are at the vet in the waiting room.
When the first dog asks the second dog what he's in for, he answers, "My
master bought a brand new carpet the other day, and at the first opportunity I
soiled it, so now I've been brought here to be put to sleep. So what are you
here for?"

The first dog replies grimly, "I'm also being put to sleep. My master had a
table with a collection of expensive vases and while I was chasing my tail I
accidently bumped into the table and broke them all."

The two dogs then look over and ask the third dog what he's in for. The third
dog answers, "The reason I'm here is the other day my master stepped out of the
shower and she bent over. I couldn't resist, so I jumped her from behind and
took her like a wild animal!"

"So I guess you're also here to be put to sleep?" says the first dog.

The third dog answers, "Nope, I'm here to get my nails clipped!"

2006-11-26 04:30:26 · 11 answers · asked by Rock 2 in Jokes & Riddles

I keep hearing about this name in Grey's Anatomy. Is that Patrick Dempsey?

2006-11-26 04:29:48 · 18 answers · asked by deep_crawl 3 in Television

I was disappointed in no. 3 and no.4 had to cut out so many things for time, do you think no. 5 will be better?

2006-11-26 04:28:10 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

What is the academy?

It's starting to piss me off.

WHAT IS THE ACADEMY!

THEY NEVER FU­CKING FINISHED THEIR NAME!!!

WHAT ARE THEY?!?!

WHY IS IT SUCH A SECRET?? "..." SCREW YOU THE ACADEMY IS..., YOU AND YOUR TYRANT OF A NAME.

2006-11-26 04:28:02 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-11-26 04:27:46 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

THEY WERE SO AWESOME

2006-11-26 04:26:40 · 12 answers · asked by MONKEY_LOVER_1994 2 in Television

The only part i remember is "If you need me you know ill be there" and "If you want to, i can save you, i can take you away from here".

2006-11-26 04:26:05 · 10 answers · asked by Candy!!!!!!!!! 4 in Music

how many of you like the old country and rock music?if you do,who is your favorite singer,live or dead?

2006-11-26 04:25:20 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

There was a married couple that was in a terrible accident. The woman's face
was burned severely. The doctor told the husband they couldn't graft any skin
from her body because she was so thin. The husband then donated some of his
skin.

However, the only place suitable to the doctor was from his buttocks.
The husband requested that no one be told of this, because after all this was a
very delicate matter.

After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new
beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever did before! All her friends and
relatives just ranted and raved at her youthful beauty.

She was alone with her husband one day, and she wanted to thank him for what
he did. She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me.
There is no way I could ever repay you."

The husband replied, "Oh don't worry, Honey. I get plenty thanks enough every
time your mother comes over and kisses you on your cheek!"

2006-11-26 04:25:08 · 25 answers · asked by Rock 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Whats a patsy? Ive heard it before like in poker and in law dramas. Any ideas?

2006-11-26 04:25:06 · 7 answers · asked by hopes2graduate 1 in Television

Your Answers or Your Questions?
20/46-21

2006-11-26 04:23:53 · 16 answers · asked by Ormoz 3 in Polls & Surveys

who knows wats the name of the gurl that sings this part in we fly high....we stay fly no lie you no dis hips and thighs oh my stay focused....whats her name?

2006-11-26 04:23:45 · 2 answers · asked by irma 3 in Music

2006-11-26 04:23:02 · 26 answers · asked by Desert Rose 2 in Polls & Surveys

Really, though, when you think about it, a famous person couldn't just call up anybody to fix their pipes, or an average joe to install their TiVo... that'd be way easy for burgulars and paparazzi. So I'm just wondering, who does the celebrity plumbing and electricity? Because somebody's gotta do it...

2006-11-26 04:22:48 · 6 answers · asked by the_only_slushman 2 in Celebrities

tell me about your day. What happened, and how do you feel?

2006-11-26 04:22:16 · 24 answers · asked by davegesprek 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-26 04:22:11 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

...would you choose to be A Fat Ninja?

2006-11-26 04:21:37 · 27 answers · asked by Warlock Fiend 4 in Polls & Surveys

I just saw it today and there are like a 1500 answers already.... and they are all similar.So,why bother?
Anyway...have you answered her question and if there weren't a 1000 answers already there ...would you?
I wouldn't.

2006-11-26 04:21:35 · 25 answers · asked by Sunrise 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-26 04:20:53 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-11-26 04:20:51 · 2 answers · asked by anna 1 in Television

Who hates children in need its just full of failed celebrities who cant find work so have to do stupid things on tele to get noticed! None of them do it for the kids!!!

2006-11-26 04:19:57 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

pls give thename of artist and the song if u r sure

2006-11-26 04:19:23 · 15 answers · asked by seeker 1 in Music

Pretending he just doesn't see?

2006-11-26 04:18:35 · 5 answers · asked by kimandchris2 5 in Other - Entertainment

Long songs would probably be better. Right now I have "Harder, Faster, Stonger, Better" by daft punk which is good. What else should I use?

2006-11-26 04:17:35 · 14 answers · asked by nosredno2000 1 in Music