Woman goes into doctors and explains she has a major problem.
The doctor say's "What is it" ?
She explains she had three holes instead of one in the southern region?
So the doctor has a look then goes to his desk and take three plasters out.
She asks "Will this cure me"
The doctors say's "Don't know but it will stop you getting f*cked left, right and centre
2006-11-26 04:32:14 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO......... nearly fell of my seat laughing so much here lol. Keep them coming
2006-11-26 05:40:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Umm... there are 3 holes in the southern region of a woman.
The 3 P's - Pee, Period, Poop
2006-11-26 04:43:05 · answer #2 · answered by Cantrelle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao, attempt this one nonetheless... at some point this youngster named Matt went right into a pharmacy shop to purchase some condoms. He went as much as the pharmacist to ask the place the condoms have been. The pharmacist took him over to the condom area and confirmed Matt that there became 6, 8, and 12 packs. Matt advised the pharmacist his issue:"i'm occurring a huge date with this female this night and that i plan on getting fortunate and that i recognize that when I f%#! her as quickly as she'll prefer it each and all the time. So Matt offered the 12 %. and left. He went homestead showered up and went to %. up his date. whilst he have been given there she invited him in for dinner. He gladly commonplace. whilst they finished asserting the prayer, Matt nonetheless had his head down. His date appeared at him and mentioned, "I didnt' recognize you have been so non secular!" Matt replied, "i did no longer recognize that your father became a pharmacist."
2016-10-17 13:54:41 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do they have 2 holes so close together ? So men can pick them up like a six pack
2006-11-26 05:35:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bddddddddddrum, PSH!
2006-11-26 04:35:09 · answer #5 · answered by people are scum 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's just papering over the cracks !
2006-11-26 22:11:21 · answer #6 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm guessing she was popular at the local tenpin alley!!
lol
2006-11-26 04:37:37 · answer #7 · answered by Silverslim 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ARRRUUUGH! Funny but a groan first!
--Charles, "That Cheeky Lad"
2006-11-26 04:34:49 · answer #8 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe i just wonder y these airheads marking minus ratings
2006-11-26 05:10:53 · answer #9 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehe. i'll be laghin at that 4 weeks
2006-11-26 05:38:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋