Three dogs are at the vet in the waiting room.
When the first dog asks the second dog what he's in for, he answers, "My
master bought a brand new carpet the other day, and at the first opportunity I
soiled it, so now I've been brought here to be put to sleep. So what are you
here for?"
The first dog replies grimly, "I'm also being put to sleep. My master had a
table with a collection of expensive vases and while I was chasing my tail I
accidently bumped into the table and broke them all."
The two dogs then look over and ask the third dog what he's in for. The third
dog answers, "The reason I'm here is the other day my master stepped out of the
shower and she bent over. I couldn't resist, so I jumped her from behind and
took her like a wild animal!"
"So I guess you're also here to be put to sleep?" says the first dog.
The third dog answers, "Nope, I'm here to get my nails clipped!"
2006-11-26 04:30:26 · 11 answers · asked by Rock 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Alright i'm goona die from laughing!!!!!!!That was hilarious!!!!20/10 again!!!That was great!!!
2006-11-26 04:34:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I refuse to compromise my principles just to get 'Best Answer' points, so here is the unvarnished truth. Your joke really is pretty feeble. It didn't even make me smile - and I do have a good sense of humour.
2006-11-29 08:54:32 · answer #2 · answered by Archie W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In spite of the sickness of two dogs being put down for being themselves, the punch line was an absolutely surprising ROTFLMAO good one!
--Charles, "That Cheeky Lad"
2006-11-26 04:50:15 · answer #3 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was the third dog there for doggy style or doggy fashion ?
2006-11-26 22:13:40 · answer #4 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
despite the fact that it was a rather sick joke, still was funny. bet the other dogs didn't see that coming. lol
2006-11-26 04:42:11 · answer #5 · answered by mysticshabs 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Disturbing, but funny.
2006-11-26 04:49:06 · answer #6 · answered by Cantrelle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG, that was a bit sick, still PML tho'!
Must have had one hellva todger!
2006-11-26 04:33:27 · answer #7 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
freaking geat. best joke i've heard in a while.
2006-11-26 06:25:36 · answer #8 · answered by asslpman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is a really dirty joke not really into it
2006-11-26 04:48:25 · answer #9 · answered by Phil MaCracken 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i get it it, but then again i dont?? :?
2006-11-26 04:35:25 · answer #10 · answered by LittleBit 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋