There was a married couple that was in a terrible accident. The woman's face
was burned severely. The doctor told the husband they couldn't graft any skin
from her body because she was so thin. The husband then donated some of his
skin.
However, the only place suitable to the doctor was from his buttocks.
The husband requested that no one be told of this, because after all this was a
very delicate matter.
After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new
beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever did before! All her friends and
relatives just ranted and raved at her youthful beauty.
She was alone with her husband one day, and she wanted to thank him for what
he did. She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me.
There is no way I could ever repay you."
The husband replied, "Oh don't worry, Honey. I get plenty thanks enough every
time your mother comes over and kisses you on your cheek!"
2006-11-26 04:25:08 · 25 answers · asked by Rock 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh I get it!!!Kiss ***!!!!HAHA!!!!!!Her mother is an ***kisser!!!!HAHAHAHA!!!!!Okay,Okay!!!Let me calm down!20/10!!
2006-11-26 04:29:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Perverted 10/10
Quality 7/10
Yikes that man is screwed up lol
2006-11-26 04:27:21 · answer #2 · answered by txsaxman91 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ill rate that a 7/10 its not that good but good enough
2006-11-26 04:58:25 · answer #3 · answered by Phil MaCracken 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oooh, thats a mean one! Funny-laugh!
2006-11-26 04:27:33 · answer #4 · answered by Such A Chicka 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh yes! Absolutely delighful!
--Charles, "That Cheeky Lad"
2006-11-26 04:30:07 · answer #5 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha. very funny but what happens when the hubby goes to kiss her
2006-11-26 04:28:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loving it, going to tell my mates that one. If you dont get your sad lol.
2006-11-26 04:34:54 · answer #7 · answered by xx angel 3m xx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whats the question? thats just a story... whats the point.
i meen its funny and all but yea. thats not a question.
2006-11-26 04:28:31 · answer #8 · answered by Tori 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Im sure i saw that joke on here last week.
2006-11-26 04:27:05 · answer #9 · answered by Jumble 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha nice one!!!!!!! 12/10
2006-11-26 04:26:51 · answer #10 · answered by Spot ♥'s Fall Out Boy 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Are you taking the kiss ?
2006-11-26 22:17:05 · answer #11 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋