Little jonny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it. he
decided to ask his shrink what to do.
the shrink said,
'since christmas is coming up, you should ask luke what he wants santa to
bring him. if he cusses while he tells you his wish list, leave a pile of dog
s*** in place of the gifts or gifts he requests.'
two days before christmas, luke's father asked him what he wanted for
christmas.
'i want a damn teddy bear lying right beside me when i wake up. when i go
downstairs i want to see a damn train going around the damn tree. and when i go
outside i want to see a damn bike leaning up against the damn garage.'
on christmas morning, little luke woke up and rolled over into a pile of dog
s***. confused, he walked downstairs and saw another pile under the tree.
scratching his head, he walked outside and saw a huge pile of dog s*** by the
garage.
when luke walked back inside with a curious look on his face, his dad
smiled and asked, 'what did santa bring you this year?'
luke replied, 'i think i got a dog but i can't find the son-of-a-*****!'
2006-11-26 04:38:39 · 10 answers · asked by Rock 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Doggone !
2006-11-26 22:09:51 · answer #1 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats an ok joke but next time stay with the same name of the child ( little Jonny and Luke)
2006-11-26 12:46:42 · answer #2 · answered by Phil MaCracken 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I still think the puppy must have been a Bull Mastiff!
--Charles, "That Cheeky Lad"
2006-11-26 12:40:20 · answer #3 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dat little boy has got a problem... he clueless.... but the lesson his dad was trying to teach him didnt make any difference
2006-11-27 16:26:28 · answer #4 · answered by jellyswiss 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute!
2006-11-26 12:41:05 · answer #5 · answered by Cantrelle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol xx
2006-11-26 12:58:33 · answer #6 · answered by mummy of 2 boys and a princess x 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OH, WHAT A JOKE. DIDN'T SOLVE HIS PROBLEM THOUGH.
2006-11-26 12:44:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, it was a s.h.i.t-zsu. XD
2006-11-26 13:15:56 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, he's good lmao
2006-11-26 12:48:09 · answer #9 · answered by LittleBit 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-11-26 12:41:50 · answer #10 · answered by Micheala 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋