Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies?

Question

-It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting.
-A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
-If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.
-Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization.
-It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
-No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion or alien invasion will ever go into shock.
-Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds, unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.
Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at that precise moment you turn the television on.

Answer 1

Others:

During all police investigations it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.

All telephone numbers in America begin with the digits 555

All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets which reach up to the armpit level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her.

It's easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down

The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place. No-one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building you want without difficulty

You're very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.

Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German accent will do.

If your town is threatened by an imminent natural disaster or killer beast, the mayor's first concern will be the tourist trade or his forthcoming art exhibition.

The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.

A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.

If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long.

If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear

The Chief of Police will always suspend his star detective - or give him 48 hours to finish the job

When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head, they will never suffer a concussion or brain damage

When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.

You can always find a chainsaw when you need one

Answer 2

Yeah, I even have learn this someplace. there is likewise like, everytime there's a grocery bag it somewhat is impossible to not see a protracted french bread. The hero could continuously have an awl, a knife or any weapon while he desires it. additionally, his gun seems to not run out of bullets AND he's often missed with the aid of shooter. outstanding haha

Answer 3

One I like is after a gun battle indoors, everyone can speak to each other in a normal tone of voice and no one has their ears ringing...tooo funny!

Answer 4

lol you no that is so true.... so does that mean that every case we have solved in the world was by a out of work hard headed dective, also DANG!!!! what is the name of that laptop, cuz i need one!!!! >: - )

Answer 5

santa claus is really an overweight 40 year old man who has no wife

Answer 6

~ You can drive perfectly while looking at the passenger next to you for any given amount of time...

Answer 7

And in cowboy movies, when people get shot they dont bleed.

Answer 8

Good observations.

Answer 9

omg, this is GREAT!! and its funnier because movies are
so retarded they're not realistic!

Answer 10

ok thanx