Entertainment & Music - 24 November 2006

Dirty Johnny's father walks into the bathroom and catches him jerking
off.

He says, "Son, every time you do that you kill an innocent baby."

The next day his father walks into the bathroom and catches him again.

Johnny says, "Bow your head, Pop. Can't you see we're having a
funeral?"

2006-11-24 07:30:08 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Or is that a storyline still waiting to happen?

2006-11-24 07:29:56 · 22 answers · asked by Rosie 3 in Television

2006-11-24 07:28:39 · 5 answers · asked by Laurie K 5 in Movies

Due to my TiVo switching over to record another show at 10:00 (I promptly stopped the recording and flipped back to Grey's Anatomy to catch the last 10 minutes!!), I missed about 15 minutes of the episode. I had paused it earlier on and so I was 15 minutes behind at 10 when it flipped to CBS. The last thing I saw was Burke and Christina's fight. When I flipped back, Christina was watching as Burke got reamed out by Dr. Weber. What did I miss in between? It seemed to me that either Burke confessed to having a tremor to Weber or George squealed...couldn't quite figure it out. Also, was Burke suspended? fired? are him and Christina over??

2006-11-24 07:28:28 · 9 answers · asked by bdgallian 1 in Television

My grandson wants to know what you love most about grandma?
he's 8 and this is his question he says he loves that he knows I will always be here for him to sit on my lap no matter how big he gets or what he ever does grandma will still love him

2006-11-24 07:28:05 · 22 answers · asked by katlady927 6 in Polls & Surveys

Do you decorate outside as well, or not at all???

2006-11-24 07:27:51 · 20 answers · asked by Desert Rose 2 in Polls & Surveys

i've seen a few sites saying you can really quickly, but is it possible?

2006-11-24 07:27:05 · 1 answers · asked by sox4d 2 in Music

2006-11-24 07:26:58 · 3 answers · asked by hankthecowdog 4 in Music

"celeb" out there.

2006-11-24 07:26:12 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-11-24 07:25:48 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly in the front seat of
his car. After an hour or so, he whispers in her ear, "Do you want
to move to the back seat?"

She replies, "NO!" Flabbergasted, he says, "Why Not?"

To which she replies, "Well, I want to stay up here with you. It'd
be lonely back there!"

2006-11-24 07:25:47 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

He was supose to get a free playstation 3 if he was able to go playing video games for 24 hours straight. Did he ever do it? i didnt check the next day.. it was on some MTV show where they give away stuff like digital cameras and video games to the entire audience.

2006-11-24 07:25:33 · 2 answers · asked by Fernesta 1 in Television

2006-11-24 07:25:11 · 4 answers · asked by saxfarm@yahoo.com 1 in Music

I used to listen to the John Peel show and I remember him playing a track called All of Me. I'm not sure if the spelling is correct, and I have searched the net without any luck.

2006-11-24 07:24:51 · 2 answers · asked by Ozzy D 5 in Music

who ever don't like sponge bob can go jump off brige

2006-11-24 07:24:29 · 19 answers · asked by megan j 1 in Comics & Animation

is it today?

2006-11-24 07:24:22 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Blinker than brake?? Please?? I hate all of you who just stop in the middle of the road and then dont use a blinker or give warning ok?

2006-11-24 07:23:28 · 11 answers · asked by Perplexed 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-24 07:23:26 · 17 answers · asked by porker animal 2 in Television

George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked "Are any of those people in your house" and he said no. Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply stay in his house, lock his doors and an officer would be along when available.

George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again. "Hello I just called you few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just shot them all" ...Then he hung up.

Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence. Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed.

2006-11-24 07:23:20 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-24 07:23:15 · 21 answers · asked by Tara 4 in Polls & Surveys

I think Uma Therman is UGLY!! and she has a big nose.

2006-11-24 07:21:44 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I dont understand this amc fans please let me know.

2006-11-24 07:20:28 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-11-24 07:20:13 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I love and think its HOT!! Vote 4 it on 106 & Park and please pray for Lloyd Banks cuz his father passed away about a week ago. Thank You!

2006-11-24 07:19:40 · 5 answers · asked by aaliyahznumba1fan 4 in Music

2006-11-24 07:19:15 · 7 answers · asked by Gummi Bear Devourer II 5 in Polls & Surveys

i wanna hear could jokes from anyone?

2006-11-24 07:19:07 · 5 answers · asked by big brotha 1 in Jokes & Riddles

I have a do not mess with NY Driver's license number on police computers.
I am "Parker" as per History Channel to receive 200K Federal Reward-Thank You Country.
A woman who lost her grandmother in 9/11 came to Binghamton and rescued me from my horror story.
President Bush took my book door to door in Pennsylvania as I requested.
A woman read my book and came bearing gifts and said, "Don't give up the fight." Before Bill O'Reilly said, "Try listening to freedom fighter" and appologizing for labelling me "Freedom Fighter" on David Letterman Show.
A woman lost her grandmother on the subway in 9/11 and came to Binghamton and outright rescued me from my horror story and is my heroine. Subway mentioned in National Treasure movie.
Going for The United States of Iceland know it all of the law jerk kids, the adults are almost hopeless but We can try. The Charloette may have been in Iceland and was over the artic circle and I do have my bluenose (Over Artic Circle) with US Navy.
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2006-11-24 07:18:51 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

my ex boyfriend keeps stealing my underwear! how can i get back at him?!

2006-11-24 07:17:43 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i am talking with a friend he is really depressed ,i dont know how to make him feel better:(i love him so much and he is special to me~

2006-11-24 07:17:39 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

You know, the new girl that comes to school, and of course everyone wants to kind of know more about her or be friends with her, unless she's unattractive...

2006-11-24 07:17:25 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys