George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.
He phoned the police, who asked "Are any of those people in your house" and he said no. Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply stay in his house, lock his doors and an officer would be along when available.
George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again. "Hello I just called you few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just shot them all" ...Then he hung up.
Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence. Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed.
2006-11-24 07:23:20 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
.... One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd
shot them!"
George said, "I thought you said there was nobody
available!"
2006-11-24 07:24:12 · update #1
HAHAHA I give this joke 10/10. VERY FUNNY!!! smart man!! HAHAHAHA.
2006-11-24 07:25:25 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hey: those burglars may have needed those things to sell for drug money - how will they get heroine now?
2006-11-24 15:27:14 · answer #2 · answered by monkeymanelvis 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a good tale but very true we live in a sad world
2006-11-24 17:46:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL 10\10
2006-11-24 15:39:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good joke but the sad thing is its true.
2006-11-24 15:33:36 · answer #5 · answered by porcelain65711 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So true - but not police's fault - lack of staff and monies!@
2006-11-24 22:12:35 · answer #6 · answered by nswblue 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
True
2006-11-24 15:34:27 · answer #7 · answered by Buttsmear 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That was a very good one.â¥
2006-11-24 15:30:53 · answer #8 · answered by dyingatwork 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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I love that one....another joke to tell at the bar!!
2006-11-24 15:34:00 · answer #9 · answered by graciegirl 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hahaha....
2006-11-24 17:15:04 · answer #10 · answered by andy w 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋