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Entertainment & Music - 24 November 2006

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does anyone have a cool cell phone ring tone or wallpaper?? if so, what is it??

2006-11-24 00:41:24 · 5 answers · asked by â?¥sarah 4 in Other - Entertainment

is it "strange romance "or "the best couple"?

2006-11-24 00:41:17 · 2 answers · asked by angie 1 in Celebrities

Please try not to say "both equally"
26/18-17

2006-11-24 00:41:09 · 16 answers · asked by Ormoz 3 in Polls & Surveys

I mean, a girl that dresses like a guy, she's just that... a guy that dresses like a girl, well he's a cross dresser.. How come?

2006-11-24 00:40:59 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-24 00:40:53 · 17 answers · asked by leo2ul 1 in Movies

I just read the press release you can see it here
http://yhbt.mine.nu/pr/14
Anyone know if another fansub group will pick it up now?

2006-11-24 00:39:12 · 2 answers · asked by BigBadWolf 6 in Comics & Animation

2006-11-24 00:37:27 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

dream??>>......a while ago i dream about my friends's crush...i dont even know him or see him in person......

well this is the second time i dreamed about him but i do not fancy him or whatever....

2006-11-24 00:34:18 · 11 answers · asked by geez 5 in Polls & Surveys

I have two.

2006-11-24 00:34:10 · 28 answers · asked by people are scum 4 in Polls & Surveys

I like "Take on Me" by a-ha.

2006-11-24 00:32:07 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-24 00:31:46 · 4 answers · asked by daisy_2001 1 in Television

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A successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore the door off of the driver's side. Within minutes a policeman pulled up. Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter what the body shop did to it.
When the lawyer finally wound down from his raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief.
"I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else."
"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.
The cop replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."
"Ahhh!" screamed the lawyer. "Where's my Rolex!"

2006-11-24 00:31:04 · 11 answers · asked by amudwar 3 in Jokes & Riddles

or will we wake up one day only to find some nitwit at yahoo has deleted it?

2006-11-24 00:28:18 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-24 00:27:54 · 2 answers · asked by Louise J 1 in Horoscopes

All i know about it, is that it has a girl called Anna in it, who was always questioning everything around her, who always spoke her mind and said things just as she meant them, no matter how politically incorrect they may seem.

Ive been looking all over for this book....I´d reeeeally appreciate any help you could give me on this one. Thank you! =D

2006-11-24 00:27:41 · 4 answers · asked by Jaded 7 in Polls & Surveys

..that used to have like alot of different computer drawn pictures? I think it used to be called something like "www.shadows.com"..but im not sure..and i cant seem to find it anymore..does anyone know where i could maybe find it again? =)

2006-11-24 00:27:03 · 1 answers · asked by Jaded 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-24 00:26:34 · 17 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7 in Polls & Surveys

i'd like pete doherty and jay kay to get it on

2006-11-24 00:24:56 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

i was born 5/19/64 and my name on birth cert. is darci lynn matta, last name now is pemberton. can anyone tell me about it?

2006-11-24 00:24:25 · 2 answers · asked by darcigreeneyes 2 in Horoscopes

Can anyone give me some silly jokes, such as would be found in Christmas crackers, please?

2006-11-24 00:23:38 · 7 answers · asked by claude 5 in Jokes & Riddles

Here's the joke:

A wealthy man parked his brand new Porche in front of his yacht club, ready to show it off to his friends.

Just as he got out of the car, an truck passed too close and ripped the door off

When the police arrive the man does nothing except scream hysterically about how he just bought his car just a day earlier, and now it was totally ruined.

When he finally calmed down from his ranting, the cop said: "I can't believe how materialistic you are! Don't you notice that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."

"Oh my God!" screamed the man. "Where's my Rolex?"

Now ask yourself: Why is this joke funny?

While you consider this question, here's another version:

A poor man parked the used 1983 Honda he just bought in front of his job at the Wal-Mart.

Just as he got out of the car, an SUV, passed too close and ripped the door off.

When the police arrive the man does nothing except scream hysterically about how he just bought his car just a day earlier, and now it was totally ruined.

When he finally calmed down from his ranting, the cop said: "I can't believe how materialistic you are! Don't you notice that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the SUV hit you."

"Oh my God!" screamed the man. "Where's my Caseo?"

Is this second joke funny?

Personally, I don't think so because it's the story of a weak man getting kicked down, and being misunderstood by the police. Whereas the first one is about a vain man getting his comeuppance.

I'm curious what you think.

2006-11-24 00:23:06 · 16 answers · asked by taknev 3 in Jokes & Riddles

It was called ____? "A Season on the Brink"

2006-11-24 00:21:51 · 1 answers · asked by Matt 5 in Movies

2006-11-24 00:21:41 · 8 answers · asked by jon_yao 2 in Movies

2006-11-24 00:21:14 · 17 answers · asked by turtle girl 7 in Polls & Surveys

(just checking if any of you shower and change - or are you too absorbed with Y/A

2006-11-24 00:20:41 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-24 00:19:55 · 8 answers · asked by skylar m 1 in Celebrities

are ash n abhisek married or just a rumour .the news tht came out frm a priest telling tht they married in star dust magazines

2006-11-24 00:19:54 · 21 answers · asked by Tani 2 in Polls & Surveys

During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer:
"Look, I''ll give you $100 if you''ll change the wedding vows. When you get to the part where I''m supposed to promise to ''love, honor and obey'' and ''be faithful to her forever,'' I''d appreciate it if you''d just leave that out."

He passed the minister a $100 bill and walked away satisfied. On the day of the wedding, when it came time for the groom''s vows, the pastor looked the young man in the eye and said:

"Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life, and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?"

The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice, "Yes," then leaned toward the pastor and hissed: "I thought we had a deal."

The pastor put a $100 bill into the groom''s hand and whispered: "She made me a better offer."

2006-11-24 00:19:44 · 6 answers · asked by amudwar 3 in Jokes & Riddles

I think I was.

2006-11-24 00:19:07 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I figured out when I was quite young that, when talking to other people, I could just jump ahead to the end of the conversation. Somehow I knew everything they were going to say throughout the entire dialogue.

Out of politeness, I would pretend I was still listening, but I already knew everything they were going to tell me. I can still do this. I spend most of my time pretending to listen to people. It's boring.

Can anyone else do this?

2006-11-24 00:18:01 · 13 answers · asked by people are scum 4 in Polls & Surveys

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