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During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer:
"Look, I''ll give you $100 if you''ll change the wedding vows. When you get to the part where I''m supposed to promise to ''love, honor and obey'' and ''be faithful to her forever,'' I''d appreciate it if you''d just leave that out."

He passed the minister a $100 bill and walked away satisfied. On the day of the wedding, when it came time for the groom''s vows, the pastor looked the young man in the eye and said:

"Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life, and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?"

The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice, "Yes," then leaned toward the pastor and hissed: "I thought we had a deal."

The pastor put a $100 bill into the groom''s hand and whispered: "She made me a better offer."

2006-11-24 00:19:44 · 6 answers · asked by amudwar 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

6 answers

Then there are these: WHY AM I MARRIED?

You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable,
or get married and wish you were dead.


At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
"Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."


A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:
"Husband Wanted".
Next day she received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing:
"You can have mine."


When a woman steals your husband,
there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.


A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished
.

A little boy asked his father,
"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."



A young son asked,
"Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa
a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son."


Then there was a woman who said,
"I never knew what real happiness was until I got married,
and by then, it was too late."

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.



If you want your spouse to listen and
pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your sleep.

Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.


First guy says, "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy remarks, "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

“A Woman's Prayer:
Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man, to Love and to forgive him , and for patience, For his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death "



AND NOW FOR THE FAVORITE!!!


Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus.

So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy."

The blind man replies, "If you would've put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus ... so shut the hell up."

2006-11-24 00:31:57 · answer #1 · answered by love2travel 7 · 2 0

Wow !!! A pastor keen in the trading skills ! Having got the better deal from the Bride he, betrayed the cunning groom to his fate !Too funny !! Enjoyed it ! LOL!!

2006-11-24 08:27:58 · answer #2 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0 0

Its cute, I never heard this one before...I'm glad you didn't post this in the Religion section though, those lunatics would swear that this Pastor is going to hell for accepting a bribe, they wouldn't even see the humor in it.

2006-11-24 08:30:40 · answer #3 · answered by duvaldiva.com 6 · 1 0

that was hularious, i have never heard a better joke in my life, she must have given the pastor something MORE than money

2006-11-24 08:24:26 · answer #4 · answered by rOxY 3 · 0 0

That's funny I'm getting married soon I like that!!!!!!!!!

2006-11-24 08:37:55 · answer #5 · answered by daisy_2001 1 · 0 0

OMG ......................LOL
that was excellent...........enjoyed it very much.
Thanks for sharing and God Bless : - )

2006-11-24 11:51:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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