A successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore the door off of the driver's side. Within minutes a policeman pulled up. Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter what the body shop did to it.
When the lawyer finally wound down from his raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief.
"I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else."
"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.
The cop replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."
"Ahhh!" screamed the lawyer. "Where's my Rolex!"
2006-11-24 00:31:04 · 11 answers · asked by amudwar 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Mmmmm ..........interesting..............LOL
enjoyed the humor and thanks for sharing : - )
2006-11-24 03:59:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent
2006-11-24 00:34:18 · answer #2 · answered by WC 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are you a Lawyer ? Engrossed so much that you haven't noticed that the same joke was posted just before yours?! Yes this is definitely a funny !!! Ha Ha Ha...
2006-11-24 00:40:12 · answer #3 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Please tell me why you posted this joke right after the same joke was posted? I will admit that you changed it very fast. Did you have yours just sitting around when you read the other one, you copied and pasted yours? Please tell me, I am very curious.
Just answer your joke and I will see your answer on this page.
2006-11-24 00:47:57 · answer #4 · answered by vincent 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one!
2006-11-24 12:25:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is the same joke as taknev just had except it has a different car and a different occupation.......copycat
2006-11-24 00:34:25 · answer #6 · answered by rOxY 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else....................!
2006-11-24 00:33:22 · answer #7 · answered by The one whom you are waiting.. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
lawyers
2006-11-24 02:27:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
THAT IS GOOD.
2006-11-24 00:36:55 · answer #9 · answered by crane1951@sbcglobal.net 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny!!!!
2006-11-24 00:33:37 · answer #10 · answered by daisy_2001 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋