Can anyone give me some silly jokes, such as would be found in Christmas crackers, please?
2006-11-24 00:23:38 · 7 answers · asked by claude 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
how long does it take a christmas candle to burn down,?
about a wick......
what do monkey's sing at christmas?
jungle bells jungle bells....
why couldn't the butterfly go to the christmas party?
because it was a moth ball
how does santa take his christmas photo's?
with his north pole er oid camera.
2006-11-24 00:50:49 · answer #1 · answered by chris w. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Christmas crackers plz
2006-11-24 00:25:15 · answer #2 · answered by rOxY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the skeleton not go to the Christmas party?
Becasue he had no body to go with!
pure cheese...
2006-11-24 00:34:06 · answer #3 · answered by waterbaby 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
just cause santa is white, dont call him a cracker
2006-11-24 00:26:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Knock knock
Whos there?
Christmas!
Christmas who?
Christmas crackers!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
2006-11-24 01:47:06 · answer #5 · answered by nutsonmonday 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
whats the difference between snow men and snow woman?
SNOW BALLS
2006-11-24 00:26:53 · answer #6 · answered by darcigreeneyes 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep.... A penguin walks into a bar and says to the barman " have you seen my dad?"
The barman replies" dunno what does he look like?"
2006-11-27 01:35:21 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋