Poor old Bob. He had a two inch dick, and was rather embraced about his size in the bedroom. However, he was blessed with two very long, very thick big toes. So long and thick were they, that if he turned the lights out, and carefully twisted his legs, he could fool any lady he slept with and give her a very, very good time. And he slept with quite a few...
One morning, Bob woke up and one of his big toes was aching. He turned to look at it and it was covered in scabs, yellow pus and the end was turning green.
'Shi t', he thought. 'Id better see the doctor.'
The world weary doctor looked carefully at his toe and sighed.
'Well, Bob', he said. 'It looks like you have Venereal Disease of your big toe.'
'I bet you don't see that very often', said Bob.
'Nothing surprises me anymore', replied the doctor. 'The other day I saw my first case of Athlete’s pus*y.'
2006-11-23
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