A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks.
"I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. " Just place this between your cheek and gum.
The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes, the client asks in garbled speech, "And what if I swallow it?"
"No problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does."
2006-11-23 18:42:01 · 18 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
great sense of humour....
2006-11-23 18:59:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A young man walks up and sits down at the bar.
"What can I get you?" the bartender inquires.
"I want 6 shots of Jagermeister," responded the young man.
"6 shots?!? Are you celebrating something?"
"Yeah, my first blowj*b."
"Well, in that case, let me give you a 7th on the house."
"No offense, sir. But if 6 shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."
2006-11-23 20:04:50 · answer #2 · answered by Rico Toasterman JPA 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
pmsl 10/10
2006-11-23 19:03:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That left me with a bad taste in my mouth! (I had a shave this morning...)
2006-11-23 19:03:48 · answer #4 · answered by Antics 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha. Gross but funny.
2006-11-23 20:18:16 · answer #5 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That one got me all choked up!
2006-11-23 18:45:30 · answer #6 · answered by jazi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewwww! But very funny. lol
2006-11-23 18:44:05 · answer #7 · answered by I know nothing! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-23 20:15:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
does he shave the other cheeks also?
2006-11-23 18:44:13 · answer #9 · answered by cork 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no that is really bad and rude
2006-11-23 21:44:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋