A woman was having an affair while her husband was at work. One day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway.
"Oh My God - Hurry! Grab your clothes," she yelled to her lover. "And jump out the window. My husband's home early!"
"I can't jump out the window!" came the strangled reply from beneath the sheets. "It's raining out there!"
"If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!" she replied.
"He's got a very quick temper and a very large gun! The rain is the least of your problems!"
So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the window!
As he began running down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town's annual marathon.
He started running along beside the others about 300 of them.
Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to "blend in" as best he could.
It wasn't that effective!
After a little while, a small group of runners, who had been studying him with some curiosity, jogged closer.
"Do you always run in the nude?" one asked.
"Oh yes" he replied, gasping in air. "It feels so wonderfully free having the air blow over all your skin while you're running."
Another runner moved alongside. "Do you always run carrying your clothes under your arm?"
"Oh, yes" our friend answered breathlessly. "That way I can get dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!"
Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and queried. "Do you always wear a condom when you run?"
"Only if it's raining."
2006-11-23 18:49:45 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You never fail to bring a smile, keep it up !!!!!!!!!!
2006-11-23 18:57:23 · answer #1 · answered by Shredder 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
advantages: (basically persist with to me) appear like a sexy beast hazards: Have all of us observing you i do no longer think of the lack of outfits might strengthen your speed, and you will possibly actually might prefer footwear. And socks, to maintain the footwear from blistering your ft. and you will possibly seem stupid working nude with socks and footwear. Oh yeah, and that i run bare every day. :p
2016-10-04 07:41:38 · answer #2 · answered by bugenhagen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny girl! 10/10!
2006-11-23 21:04:27 · answer #3 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! That's funny i like it. thats why i like jokes cause they make me feel better when i had a fall out. I think they also contribute to people who love affairs. Haaaaaaaaaaah great one
2006-11-23 19:29:47 · answer #4 · answered by Mouza 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Raincoat. hahaha
2006-11-23 20:16:09 · answer #5 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolz! im alwayz on the lookout for ur jokes. cuz theyre so funny! keep telling more!
2006-11-23 18:53:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
soo funny till i remember my self
2006-11-23 20:05:21 · answer #7 · answered by mohdwali 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny- good one
2006-11-23 19:05:54 · answer #8 · answered by toietmoi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.Like it,very funny
2006-11-23 18:52:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent, i dont normally read jokes, but as i wa reading you definatley had me gripped keep up the good work!!!..
2006-11-24 02:57:42 · answer #10 · answered by rachie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my whole household is laughing. even the dog is barking and chasing her tail.....budgie just shrieked and whistled so yes we all liked it....
2006-11-23 22:38:57 · answer #11 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋