One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and pinched her on her bottom and said,
"You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle."
While this was on the edge of intolerable, she thought herself better and replied with silence.
The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on the breast and said,
"You know if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bra."
This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by the penis. With a death grip in place she said,
"You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of the postman, the gardener, the pool man and your brother."
2006-11-23 18:40:13 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao. Very funny 10/10
2006-11-23 18:42:18 · answer #1 · answered by I know nothing! 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it woulda been funnier if I hadn't heard it before but I appreciate the sentiment, and that you sacrificed five points to make us laugh.
I smiled. Cheers. 'nite.
2006-11-23 18:48:52 · answer #2 · answered by Can I Be Your Pet? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nothing but firm laughter here!
2006-11-23 18:43:51 · answer #3 · answered by jazi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is funny! A chuckle before going to bed. :)
2006-11-23 18:42:47 · answer #4 · answered by Karen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Youv'e been talking to my wife again eh ? LOL LOL
2006-11-23 18:49:07 · answer #5 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch!
2006-11-23 18:43:03 · answer #6 · answered by Bart S 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ouch Lemme go, that hurts.
LOL
You are good sweetheart,
Nice literary joke......
Keep them cumming.
2006-11-23 18:47:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good reply.
2006-11-23 20:19:42 · answer #8 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they need to firm up to gether
2006-11-23 21:49:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahahaa lololol that wuz funyyyy
2006-11-23 18:59:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋