Poor old Bob. He had a two inch dick, and was rather embraced about his size in the bedroom. However, he was blessed with two very long, very thick big toes. So long and thick were they, that if he turned the lights out, and carefully twisted his legs, he could fool any lady he slept with and give her a very, very good time. And he slept with quite a few...
One morning, Bob woke up and one of his big toes was aching. He turned to look at it and it was covered in scabs, yellow pus and the end was turning green.
'Shi t', he thought. 'Id better see the doctor.'
The world weary doctor looked carefully at his toe and sighed.
'Well, Bob', he said. 'It looks like you have Venereal Disease of your big toe.'
'I bet you don't see that very often', said Bob.
'Nothing surprises me anymore', replied the doctor. 'The other day I saw my first case of Athlete’s pus*y.'
2006-11-23 18:39:37 · 10 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omg lol hilariously priceless
2006-11-24 05:07:04 · answer #1 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
call me stupid, yet I dont discover blond jokes to be all that humorous. i recognize various very clever blonds, and that they constantly get indignant by those forms of jokes. think of approximately what might ensue if we poked exciting on the "African human beings" or the Hispanics. in a roundabout way I dont think of that they might submit with it. And why might desire to they?? Its offensive!
2016-10-04 07:41:36 · answer #2 · answered by bugenhagen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha, too much for using a toe for a dick
2006-11-23 19:33:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-23 21:21:00 · answer #4 · answered by Viren 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-23 20:09:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-11-23 20:40:03 · answer #6 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nasty...but very funny!
2006-11-23 18:57:12 · answer #7 · answered by pit_bulldog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny and naughty :)
2006-11-23 20:42:41 · answer #8 · answered by airam 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sick and funny
2006-11-23 22:16:31 · answer #9 · answered by ibro999 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was sick..... lol
2006-11-23 19:33:42 · answer #10 · answered by nubiangoodness 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋