A mother and father took Little johnny to a nude beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had boobs bigger than his mother's, and asked her why.
She told Little johnny, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is."
Little johnny, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger willies than his dad. His mother replied, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is."
Again satisfied with this answer, the boy returns to the ocean to play.
Shortly after, the boy returned again. He promptly tells his mother, "Daddy is talking to the dumbest girl on the beach and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets."
2006-11-23 18:44:13 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Great and for me it was new, keep 'em coming
2006-11-23 19:37:39 · answer #1 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2006-11-23 18:54:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Johnny again? I swear that kid gets around a lot for just a little guy....
2006-11-23 19:07:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This I wont Copy and paste,
Lacks that always elusive element of instant punchy humour.
Thanks anyways,
Will you marry me?
So we can live happily ever after?
LOL
Think about it,
2006-11-23 18:52:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hehhh smart boy
2006-11-23 20:11:47 · answer #5 · answered by mohdwali 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant! lol
2006-11-23 21:05:44 · answer #6 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOLZ...hilarious!!
2006-11-23 19:07:05 · answer #7 · answered by Drowned in English! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great one.
2006-11-23 20:17:11 · answer #8 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolol ahaahahhahaa that wuz gr8
2006-11-23 18:57:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha!! im gonna post this joke on work email
thanx
2006-11-23 20:32:19 · answer #10 · answered by Janey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋