Two Red Indians and an Irishman were walking through the
> woods. All of a sudden one of the Red Indians ran up a hill to the
> mouth of
> a small cave.
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> "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" he called into the cave and
> listened closely until he heard an answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo!
Woooooo!
> He
> then tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.
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> The Irishman was puzzled and asked the remaining Indian what it was
> all
> about,."Was the other Indian crazy or what?"
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> The Indian replied "No, It is our custom during mating season
> when Indian men see cave, they holler 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into
> the
> opening. If they get an answer back, it means there's a beautiful
> squaw in there waiting for us.
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> Just then they came upon another cave. The second Indian ran
> up to the cave, stopped, and hollered, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"
> Immediately, there was the answer. "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" from
deep
> inside.
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> He also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening.
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> The Irishman wandered around in the woods alone for a while,
> and then spied a third large cave. As he looked in amazement at the
> size of
> the huge opening, he was thinking, "Hoo, man! Look at the size of
this
> cave! It is bigger than those the Indians found.
> There must be some really big, fine women in this cave!"
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> He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might
> "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" Like the others, he then heard an
answering
> call,
> "WOOOOOOOOO, WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO!"
> With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face, he raced into the
> cave,tearing off his clothes as he ran. The following day, the
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> NAKED IRISHMAN RUN OVER BY TRAIN!!!
2006-11-21
01:52:06
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