Two Red Indians and an Irishman were walking through the
> woods. All of a sudden one of the Red Indians ran up a hill to the
> mouth of
> a small cave.
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> "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" he called into the cave and
> listened closely until he heard an answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo!
Woooooo!
> He
> then tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.
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> The Irishman was puzzled and asked the remaining Indian what it was
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> about,."Was the other Indian crazy or what?"
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> The Indian replied "No, It is our custom during mating season
> when Indian men see cave, they holler 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into
> the
> opening. If they get an answer back, it means there's a beautiful
> squaw in there waiting for us.
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> Just then they came upon another cave. The second Indian ran
> up to the cave, stopped, and hollered, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"
> Immediately, there was the answer. "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" from
deep
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> He also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening.
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> The Irishman wandered around in the woods alone for a while,
> and then spied a third large cave. As he looked in amazement at the
> size of
> the huge opening, he was thinking, "Hoo, man! Look at the size of
this
> cave! It is bigger than those the Indians found.
> There must be some really big, fine women in this cave!"
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> He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might
> "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" Like the others, he then heard an
answering
> call,
> "WOOOOOOOOO, WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO!"
> With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face, he raced into the
> cave,tearing off his clothes as he ran. The following day, the
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> NAKED IRISHMAN RUN OVER BY TRAIN!!!
2006-11-21 01:52:06 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lunatic escapes from asylum takes refuge in laundry sees lady and has his wicked way with her then escapes when police arrive headline in local paper read --------NUT SCREWS WASHER THEN BOLTS
2006-11-21 02:32:18 · answer #1 · answered by seatonwasp 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
It is a bit problem to read the joke, if the sentences are broken, as shown above. A simple editing not only makes the reading easy but also make the joke enjoyable....
Two Red Indians and an Irishman were walking through the
woods. All of a sudden one of the Red Indians ran up a hill to the
mouth of a small cave.
"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" he called into the cave and
listened closely until he heard an answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo!
Woooooo!
He then tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.
The Irishman was puzzled and asked the remaining Indian what it was all about,.
"Was the other Indian crazy or what?"
The Indian replied "No, It is our custom during mating season
when Indian men see cave, they holler 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening. If they get an answer back, it means there's a beautiful squaw in there waiting for us.
Just then they came upon another cave. The second Indian ran
up to the cave, stopped, and hollered, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"
Immediately, there was the answer. "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" from deep inside.
He also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening.
The Irishman wandered around in the woods alone for a while,
and then spied a third large cave. As he looked in amazement at the size of the huge opening, he was thinking, "Hoo, man! Look at the size of this cave! It is bigger than those the Indians found.
There must be some really big, fine women in this cave!"
He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might
"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" Like the others, he then heard an
answering call,
"WOOOOOOOOO, WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO!"
With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face, he raced into the cave,tearing off his clothes as he ran.
The following day, the headline of the local newspaper read...............
2006-11-21 10:19:05 · answer #2 · answered by Electric 7 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Now Sithy that was funny even tho i am Irish LMAO so thumbs up
2006-11-21 10:43:18 · answer #3 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Brilliant im reading this surrounded by other randomers and they are now looking at me weirdly cause im laughing hysterically!!!!!!!!
2006-11-21 10:20:57 · answer #4 · answered by Ballyskenachgirl 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
there was me expecting a grizzly bear joke, one of the indians went to the doctor and said he felt like a tee pee and a wigwam, the doctor said " I know what your problem is, your too tense"
2006-11-21 09:58:58 · answer #5 · answered by musicman 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Poor bloke ending up dead because he wanted a little bit of action
2006-11-21 09:58:05 · answer #6 · answered by chantelle d 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I should have seen it coming.
I thought it was the old bear one - I had to fight hard to get her out of that fur coat !!!
2006-11-21 10:28:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Not only really funny but well set out. lovl.
2006-11-21 10:48:36 · answer #8 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Brilliant! Really funny!
2006-11-21 09:56:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
I saw that coming, but you told it quite well. Thank you
2006-11-21 10:07:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋