Entertainment & Music - 20 November 2006

2006-11-20 04:27:44 · 9 answers · asked by sway 1 in Television

In case you needed further proof that the Human Race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer products:

1. On a blanket from Taiwan - NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO.

2. On a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists - REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY BEHIND YOU.

3. On a Taiwanese shampoo - USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE.

4. On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink - AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT.

5. On a New Zealand insect spray - THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS.

6. In a US guide to setting up a new computer - TO AVOID CONDENSATION FORMING, ALLOW THE BOXES TO WARM UP TO ROOM TEMPERATURE BEFORE OPENING. (Sensible, but the instruction was INSIDE the box.)

7. On a Japanese product used to relieve painful hemorrhoids - LIE DOWN ON BED AND INSERT POSCOOL SLOWLY UP TO THE PROJECTED PORTION LIKE A SWORD-GUARD INTO ANAL DUCT. WHILE INSERTING POSCOOL FOR APPROXIMATELY 5 MINUTES, KEEP QUIET.

8. In some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottles - OPEN OTHER END.

9. On a packet of Sunmaid raisins - WHY NOT TRY TOSSING OVER YOUR FAVOURITE BREAKFAST CEREAL?

10. On a Sears hairdryer - DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING.

11. On a bag of Fritos - YOU COULD BE A WINNER! NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. DETAILS INSIDE. (The shoplifter special!)

12. On a bar of Dial soap - DIRECTIONS - USE LIKE REGULAR SOAP. (And that would be how?)

13. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of the box) - DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN. (Too late! You lose!)

14. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding - PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

15. On a Korean kitchen knife - WARNING: KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN. (Dammit! Who are they to tell me what to do with my kids?)

16. On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights - FOR INDOOR OR OUTDOOR USE ONLY. (As opposed to use in outer space?)

17. On a Japanese food processor - NOT TO BE USED FOR THE OTHER USE. (Now I'm curious.)

18. On Sainsbury's peanuts - WARNING - CONTAINS NUTS. (Really? Peanuts contain nuts?)

19. On an American Airlines packet of nuts INSTRUCTIONS - OPEN PACKET, EAT NUTS. (I'm glad they cleared that up.)

20. On a Swedish chainsaw - DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STOP CHAIN WITH YOUR HANDS OR GENITALS. (What kind of consumer phone-call led to this warning?)

21. On a child's superman costume - WEARING OF THIS GARMENT DOES NOT ENABLE YOU TO FLY. (That's right, destroy a universal childhood fantasy!)

22. On some frozen dinners: SERVING SUGGESTION: DEFROST.

23. On a hotel provided shower cap in a box: FITS ONE HEAD.

24. On packaging for a Rowenta iron: DO NOT IRON CLOTHES ON BODY.

25. On Boot's "Children's" cough medicine: DO NOT DRIVE CAR OR OPERATE MACHINERY.

26. On Nightly sleep aid: WARNING: MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS. (Duh!)

2006-11-20 04:27:28 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-20 04:27:10 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

IIs their another way i can find the song?

Or if anyone knows the album its in.

2006-11-20 04:25:59 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

.. I ask because he seems to have lost a lot of credibility due to his outspoken beliefs and "unconventional" behaviour of late...
I'm actually not too keen on the guy but think he's a good actor but [then again so is Morgan Freeman and he has never won an Oscar and he doesn't have the same idiosyncracies that Tom has]...
Future Oscar contender or not??

2006-11-20 04:25:16 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

huh ? :)

2006-11-20 04:23:24 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Man who runs in front of car get tired.

Man who runs behind car get exhausted.

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day .

Foolish man give wife grand piano,wise man give wife upright organ.

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who scratches *** should not bite fingernails.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money .

Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.

War does not determine who is right,war determine who is left.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It take many nails 2 build crib,but 1 screw 2 fill it.

Man who drives like hell,bound 2 get there.

Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

Man who fish in other mans well often catch crabs.

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

Crowed elevator smell different to midget

2006-11-20 04:23:22 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

With the music videos in them, not edited out

2006-11-20 04:22:32 · 3 answers · asked by kll 3 in Television

Who's Better?

2006-11-20 04:22:30 · 5 answers · asked by Manuel 2 in Music

2006-11-20 04:22:00 · 16 answers · asked by falzalnz 6 in Polls & Surveys

Mine is B+

2006-11-20 04:21:58 · 20 answers · asked by ||| Romeo Boy ||| 4 in Polls & Surveys

Need to know your favorite video from this list :)

http://one.revver.com/find/user/vect0r

2006-11-20 04:21:42 · 3 answers · asked by shaunhelsom 2 in Movies

2006-11-20 04:21:10 · 2 answers · asked by jd 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Hi movie lovers. I have selected somel top heroes here. Tell me who is ur favourite hero: If not in the list please name it:

1. Shah Rukh Khan
2. Sulman Khan
3. Aamir Khan
4. Aneel Kapoor
5. Sanjay Dutt
6. Ajay
7. Akshay
8. Govinda

2006-11-20 04:19:54 · 20 answers · asked by Sky Boy 3 in Celebrities

2006-11-20 04:18:58 · 26 answers · asked by Nando 4 in Movies

2006-11-20 04:18:56 · 10 answers · asked by RAKSHITH M 2 in Movies

2006-11-20 04:18:45 · 13 answers · asked by damo123_ie2004 2 in Polls & Surveys

my friend says there isn't a movie where there is no tears can you help me prove her wrong. there has to be real humans in it no cartoons or not all animal.

2006-11-20 04:18:11 · 19 answers · asked by QueenB 4 in Movies

I could have sworn I read that this is a new version of the old movie Casino Royale, but I could be mistaken. Help me win the bet! Thanks.

2006-11-20 04:17:37 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

If you have experienced one or more OOBs could you briefly describe the experience and how it was achieved. If this is something you do repeatedly, what in your opinion is the best way to achieve this state? Also, do you discuss your experiences with family and/or friends? If not, why not? Thanks.

2006-11-20 04:17:30 · 5 answers · asked by Seeker 4 in Polls & Surveys

I admire them for the great humanitarian work they do.,that they share their wealth with the less fortunate, also they manage to keep their relationship strong regardless of all the vicious publicity that they receive.They both have a lot of love in their hearts for others. Not the typical Hollywood types.

2006-11-20 04:17:20 · 14 answers · asked by aum 3 in Celebrities

what makes someone do such a thing..?

2006-11-20 04:16:29 · 1 answers · asked by Lindsay 4 in Polls & Surveys

The paragraph below is most unusual. How quickly can you find out what is so unusual about it? It looks so ordinary you'd think nothing was wrong with it - and in fact, nothing is wrong with it. It is unusual though. Why?

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"Gatsby was walking back from a visit down in Branton Hill's manufacturing district on a Saturday night. A busy day's traffic had had its noisy run; and with not many folks in sight, His Honor got along without having to stop to grasp a hand, or talk; for a mayor out of City Hall is a shining mark for any politician. And so, coming to Broadway, a booming bass drum and sounds of singing, told of a small Salvation Army unit carrying on amidst Broadway's night shopping crowds. Gatsby, walking towards that group, saw a young girl, back toward him, just finishing a long, soulful oration ... "
The above passage is taken from the book "Gatsby" written by Ernest Vincent Wright in the late 1930's

2006-11-20 04:16:01 · 8 answers · asked by loulou30 2 in Jokes & Riddles

walks into her local shopping mart pushing two children in a buggy and screaming abuse at her kids. A bloke standing at the entrance having a smoke asks the woman are they Twins and she barks back at him '' Of course there not F***ing Twins you idiot. One is 3 and the other is five, what made you think their twins ? I did'nt replied the bloke I just could'nt believe someone would want to F*** you twice

2006-11-20 04:15:16 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-20 04:15:15 · 3 answers · asked by phillipgdmn 3 in Music

2006-11-20 04:14:09 · 16 answers · asked by Georgie's Girl 5 in Polls & Surveys

it was made by a gentleman in the seventies or early eighties.

2006-11-20 04:14:09 · 1 answers · asked by vplucky 1 in Music

2006-11-20 04:13:09 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i think monkey name is Marcel, and while they are playing card, she goes to cd player, put a cd and begin to dance with that song. it is kinda hawai song. anyone knows it ?

2006-11-20 04:12:49 · 4 answers · asked by avcuser 1 in Television

come on you know you have some favorites....

2006-11-20 04:12:37 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys