Man who runs in front of car get tired.
Man who runs behind car get exhausted.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day .
Foolish man give wife grand piano,wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratches *** should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money .
Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.
War does not determine who is right,war determine who is left.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It take many nails 2 build crib,but 1 screw 2 fill it.
Man who drives like hell,bound 2 get there.
Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
Man who fish in other mans well often catch crabs.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Crowed elevator smell different to midget
2006-11-20 04:23:22 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
They are great, well done, made me chuckle...i am off to bangkok next week as it goes, must remember not to walk through the turnstile sideways though...how bout this one
Man who sleep with itchy bum wake up with smelly fingers
2006-11-20 04:39:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is definitely one of the best that I have seen in a long time .Very very funny.
2006-11-20 12:34:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good, but don't forget...man who wee in hearth..p***ing grate, and a problem shared..;is a problem doubled
2006-11-20 12:30:44 · answer #3 · answered by murphy51024 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
man who walks into wall with hard on is going to Bangkok
2006-11-20 12:31:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
These are great. Thumbs up!
2006-11-20 12:56:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
whats a crowed elevator(last line of proverb)?an elevator with birds in it? or do u mean a crowded elevator?
2006-11-20 12:26:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Well I liked them girl!! lol
Anymore??
2006-11-20 15:13:51 · answer #7 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
just f in great
2006-11-20 15:49:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have learnt well young grasshopper!! :o)
2006-11-20 12:28:05 · answer #9 · answered by Supersammy :o) 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
these are excellent, thumbs up.
2006-11-20 12:41:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋