Entertainment & Music - 20 November 2006

A little bird was flying through the rainforest when it heard something calling out. It flew down and found an elephant stuck in a mud hole. Hello Mr Elephant can I help? No but go and gat the King o the jungle Mr Lion. Off the bird went and found him at home. Told him the problem so he got his Porsche from the garage and a tow rope and followed the bird to the elephant on pulled him out. The elephant was so grateful that he told him he was now his buddy and anytime he was in trouble he could call on him. …………And the months rolled by until one day the elephant was walking through the forest and he could hear a cry for help. Sounds like my buddy he thought. He found him in the same mud hole! Go get Mr Lion said the bird. Off went the elephant, crashing through the forest to the lion’s house. Knocked on the door, no answer, rushed to Mr Rhino’s house and was told Mr Lion had gone on holiday just that morning. Panic set in, he rushed to see the little bird who had now sunk up to his wing-pits. Little bird sorry Mr Lion was not in. I’ll have to get you out myself. With that he reversed up to the hole and stuck his tail out, but the bird couldn’t reach it. He tried with his trunk, still couldn’t reach. Oh no he thought but then I am a bull elephant with one other very large appendage and with that he pushed it out as far as he could reach. The little bird held on tightly with its beak and was pulled out! ……………….

And the moral of the story is if you’ve got a c**k like an elephant you don’t need a Porsche to pull a bird!!!!

2006-11-20 04:01:54 · 6 answers · asked by ask this dummy 4 in Jokes & Riddles

I was just reading an article about this, and some in office are going to be pushing for it.

2006-11-20 04:01:23 · 8 answers · asked by Desert Rose 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-20 04:00:58 · 2 answers · asked by ***L.E.D.G.E*** 3 in Television

2006-11-20 04:00:28 · 16 answers · asked by Georgie's Girl 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-20 04:00:00 · 3 answers · asked by ***L.E.D.G.E*** 3 in Television

will i become a conundrum or a paradox?

(serious answers only, I think the men in the white coats are here for me)

2006-11-20 03:59:43 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

whose bed have your boots been under?

2006-11-20 03:59:20 · 10 answers · asked by smtwtfs_2004 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-20 03:59:16 · 5 answers · asked by ***L.E.D.G.E*** 3 in Television

who ever heard you sing?what did they say?

2006-11-20 03:58:43 · 18 answers · asked by Billie 4 in Polls & Surveys

i wanna know

2006-11-20 03:58:37 · 9 answers · asked by samantha 2 in Polls & Surveys

I have following list:
OLD SINGERS
1. Rafi
2. Lata
3. Kishore
MODERN SINGERS
1. Kumar Sanu
2. Udit Nirayn
3. Alka Yagnik
4. Anuradha Paudwal
5. Kavita Krishna Moorti
6. Sadhna Sargam

I don't turn other singers down, but, above mentioned are legends in all aspects of music. Do u agree or not? If not then provide me ur list please.

2006-11-20 03:58:33 · 8 answers · asked by Sky Boy 3 in Celebrities

2006-11-20 03:58:30 · 4 answers · asked by ***L.E.D.G.E*** 3 in Television

2006-11-20 03:58:23 · 9 answers · asked by Georgie's Girl 5 in Music

Tell me your facve artists and why ?

2006-11-20 03:57:47 · 15 answers · asked by wkad_bob 1 in Music

2006-11-20 03:57:25 · 8 answers · asked by people are scum 4 in Polls & Surveys

If I have another baby, as a woman is it right to name him/her Mayson Jr.?

2006-11-20 03:57:16 · 10 answers · asked by Special nobody 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-20 03:56:41 · 3 answers · asked by ***L.E.D.G.E*** 3 in Television

Have you heard of any rapper being gay?

2006-11-20 03:56:18 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Some might do it to see if they need help. but most people just stare. Bystanders whom dont offer help, but watch whats happing. And why do some people feel the need to follow a fire truck, or other rescue vechicles?

2006-11-20 03:56:16 · 13 answers · asked by Mommy Dearest 5 in Polls & Surveys

who loves me true and helps me when I am blue.

2006-11-20 03:56:15 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am still a kid so about 200-250 each year.

2006-11-20 03:53:49 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

To anyone who seen Saw,Saw II and Saw III.....cuz John and Amanda died....i wish Amanda didnt cuz she was my fav. character.....lol...

2006-11-20 03:53:38 · 10 answers · asked by ~*MiSS MiLLER*~ 2 in Movies

have a national hoilday on ur B'day
or
your photograph on money note

( yes if its happening while u r alive...chose one ^_^ )

2006-11-20 03:53:35 · 33 answers · asked by RAINGIRL 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-20 03:53:31 · 13 answers · asked by Special nobody 5 in Polls & Surveys

Basically i am a cparicorn she is a cancer, we have a really good friendship, she trusts me i trust her,we both love eachother but is there a future for us. We are different in some ways, she a deep catholic , i,m not into the relgion thing,she has accomplished so much (owns her own house, a degree, etc...) i have,nt done anything(still live at home sometimes, no degree, dead end job), but i know she is the one for me! please help?

2006-11-20 03:53:24 · 12 answers · asked by kwatt40000 2 in Horoscopes

the greatest event of your life

2006-11-20 03:52:51 · 1 answers · asked by prettypalmbeacher 2 in Music

do i have any chance of being taken seriously?
or is this just another in a long line of silly Q's?

2006-11-20 03:52:26 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-20 03:52:10 · 26 answers · asked by spun up's evil inner child 2 in Polls & Surveys

how is it?how would you like it to be?
why many ppl don't like their hair?
i know that's a silly question but i'm bored to death...

2006-11-20 03:52:00 · 18 answers · asked by Billie 4 in Polls & Surveys

if you have it and please
give good reasons

2006-11-20 03:51:58 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television