Entertainment & Music - 19 November 2006

The female passenger will have to pee every 50 miles, no matter how fast you drive.

The minute you pass a "Last exit for 50 miles" sign, someone will have to pee.

The millisecond you throw a beer bottle from your car, a state trooper will appear.

The exact change toll lane moves slower than the lane that has to make change.

Toll booth operators must possess at least two of the following qualities:
-Less than ten digits
-Lack of teeth
-A rare skin disorder
-The ability to mispronounce the simplest of words
-The inability to give directions in under ten minutes

If you approach an empty intersection at 3:00 AM, the light will turn red and stick for two or three cycles.

The minute you decide to run the red light at 3:00 AM, a state trooper will appear.

When the gas gauge needle hits "E", there's still a gallon left in the tank.

When the gas gauge needle hits "F", the tank isn't really full.

Car trouble never happens until you have an important meeting, are already running late, or are at least 100 miles from any type of help.

2006-11-19 13:14:27 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

To me if you don;t like the way she enained don;t watch any of it. NBC is not the only sation that can be watched.

2006-11-19 13:14:02 · 10 answers · asked by ? 1 in Music

2006-11-19 13:13:47 · 23 answers · asked by freddy197120032003 3 in Jokes & Riddles

May I ask why?

2006-11-19 13:12:58 · 23 answers · asked by Fox Paws 6 in Polls & Surveys

How many do you have in each side?
I Have 4 on one side and 2 on the other .

2006-11-19 13:11:33 · 39 answers · asked by Kookie 4 in Polls & Surveys

ok, so i have these stupid parental controlls that wont let me do anything, including get the lyrics on the internet to boulevard of broken dreams by green day! omg its annoying. k so it would help a lot if some1 could give me the lyrics, but put stars where the bad words are or my parental controlls will catch it! thank u so much!
-sarah

2006-11-19 13:11:21 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

The local mayor visits a mental hospital, and is greeted by the head carer for a tour, He asks...How do you determine when a patient is released?
Oh thats easy, said the carer.....We fill a bath of water,and give the patient a spoon, a cup, and a bucket,and tell them to empty it...
Oh i get it said the mayor,,If they empty it with the bucket...They get released!! The carer replies, No you stupid bastard..
A normal person would pull the plug out..Would you like a bed by the window????

2006-11-19 13:10:59 · 15 answers · asked by The LIZARD of OG 2 in Jokes & Riddles

out of these names who is cuter and has a better personaity,
bow wo, chris brown, neyo, or lil wayne?

2006-11-19 13:09:45 · 17 answers · asked by roc a wear 2 in Music

I love wearing them... :-)

2006-11-19 13:09:37 · 42 answers · asked by misery 7 in Polls & Surveys

For the fight between Storm and HawkGirl its raining cold and theyre in the forest.

For the fight between Spiderman and Batman its in a city a ver dark one its night time middle of fall lots of wind cold win!


Consider these enviorments before u just answer!

2006-11-19 13:09:35 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

2006-11-19 13:09:14 · 10 answers · asked by boobird 4 in Movies

2006-11-19 13:08:44 · 10 answers · asked by Stormhaley of Steelers 4 in Music

2006-11-19 13:08:32 · 20 answers · asked by Freak of nature 2 in Television

i'm feelin the george benson and guitar sorta jazz stuff...paul brown = good too

2006-11-19 13:08:18 · 7 answers · asked by jim jones 1 in Music

2006-11-19 13:07:57 · 1 answers · asked by mr.mellow 2 in Polls & Surveys

In the 18th episode of the second season of "Chappelle's Show", our host tells the audience about the addictive energy of the rapper Lil Jon, then rolls a clip from a music video in which Lil Jon sits in a car turned back towards the camera and gives us that trademark "Yeah!" (The use of the terms "What?!" and "O-kay!" happens to be Chappelle's invention.) No amount of Internet research has revealed which video this is, however. It seems like the song ought to have a small but important place in the annals of pop culture history…

2006-11-19 13:07:40 · 3 answers · asked by lenoxus 3 in Music

I think that God is a spirit that controls everything. Angels are people who did good in life and it is like the show Charmed. They are assigned to watch over certain people. The Devil is just a evil spirit.

2006-11-19 13:07:36 · 45 answers · asked by Stormhaley of Steelers 4 in Polls & Surveys

Can anyone tell me the signifigance of moon signs? Are they as important as sun signs? Could you tell me what mine is? I was born 6 Aug, 1988 in North America. At 8:58 am, if that is important, lol. Thanks.

2006-11-19 13:07:21 · 3 answers · asked by Jes 5 in Horoscopes

you can clean engine parts in the bathtub without someone yelling at you

you amuse yourself by lobbing beer cans so that they bounce off the wall before hitting the trash can

it take you 10 minutes every six months to buy new clothes (lets see, I’m out of jeans, white t shirts, back t shirt, and socks

you don’t feel compelled to wear underwear unless you have a date that night

your car gets waxed more often than your toilet gets cleaned

you turn your socks and underwear inside out so you can wear them twice as long

you have the pizza place on the speed dial

instead of cleaning for guests, you just keep the lights low

paper towels double as dishes

beer is the freshest item in the fridge

beer is the only item in the fridge

you never listen to your messages when a female is around

your entire is trashed except for your TV and stereo, which are lovingly polished every day

if anything needs to be cooked longer than five minutes, it is a waste of time

the last time you cleaned the house was when you moved in

a dress shirt is ‘fine’ if it only has one or two wrinkles in it

you don’t feel guilty about leaving the toilet seat up

2006-11-19 13:07:15 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

My friend and I have been in a debate for over a week about what kind of bear Boo-Boo was. I would love to hear what you guys think?

2006-11-19 13:07:09 · 13 answers · asked by Matthew W 1 in Television

If you can start the day without caffeine

If you can get going without pep pills

If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains

If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles

If you can eat the same food everyday and be grateful for it

If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give youanytime

If you can overlook it when those you love take it out on you whenthrough no fault of yours, something goes wrong

If you can take criticism and blame without resentment

If you can ignore a friend's limited education and never correct him

If you can resist treating a rich friend better than a poor friend

If you can face the world without lies and deceit

If you can conquer tension without medical help

If you can relax without liquor

If you can sleep without the aid of drugs

If you can say honestly that deep in your heart you have noprejudice against creed, color, religion or politics

Then, my friend, you are almost as good as your dog

2006-11-19 13:06:16 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-19 13:06:10 · 22 answers · asked by the_horrible_thunderpants 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-19 13:06:09 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Anyone want to give it a shot?

2006-11-19 13:05:49 · 5 answers · asked by car99r 2 in Music

Good times the little girl who played tough-guy type sister. I don't remember character name for sure( Dee). Is there ways to cross reference.

2006-11-19 13:05:29 · 3 answers · asked by Dotr 5 in Television

Can i lower the bridge on a guitar without removing the strings? Just checking before I screw anything up. Better safe than sorry.
Thanks for the help.

2006-11-19 13:04:40 · 3 answers · asked by fall 4 in Music

2006-11-19 13:04:37 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-19 13:04:25 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Are the members of the band Hanson still Christians? I was just wondering.

2006-11-19 13:04:11 · 4 answers · asked by Cherrigirl22 1 in Celebrities

This was a riddle sent to me, and if I sent it to 10 people and then pressed 'control' I was supposed to get the answer. Such as it is, I didn't get an answer. Is it a heart?

2006-11-19 13:03:32 · 12 answers · asked by catheter3x 1 in Jokes & Riddles