If You Can... Can you? just a joke?

Question

If you can start the day without caffeine

If you can get going without pep pills

If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains

If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles

If you can eat the same food everyday and be grateful for it

If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give youanytime

If you can overlook it when those you love take it out on you whenthrough no fault of yours, something goes wrong

If you can take criticism and blame without resentment

If you can ignore a friend's limited education and never correct him

If you can resist treating a rich friend better than a poor friend

If you can face the world without lies and deceit

If you can conquer tension without medical help

If you can relax without liquor

If you can sleep without the aid of drugs

If you can say honestly that deep in your heart you have noprejudice against creed, color, religion or politics

Then, my friend, you are almost as good as your dog

Answer 1

Dear God! I sure have a long way to go before I'm as good as my dog!! Thanks for the laugh!

Answer 2

If you can start the day without caffeine
OF COURSE I CAN, I HAVEN'T TRIED IT YET

If you can get going without pep pills
YUP

If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains
NO, SORRY, WHEN I AM IN PAIN, I ALWAYS WEAR A FROWN

If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles
i CAN RESIST COMPLAINING, BUT NOT BORING PEOPLE

If you can eat the same food everyday and be grateful for it
YES, BUT IT HAS TO BE PIZZA

If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give youanytime
YES, I DO UNDERSTAND, SINCE I ALSO DO THAT SOMETIMES

If you can overlook it when those you love take it out on you whenthrough no fault of yours, something goes wrong
WELL IT DEPENDS ON THE SERIOUSNESS OF THE BLAMING

If you can take criticism and blame without resentment
YES, I LOVE TO IMPROVE MY LIFE, NO MATTER THE SACRIFICES


If you can ignore a friend's limited education and never correct him
I CARE FOR MY FRIEND, SO I CORRECT HIM/HER


If you can resist treating a rich friend better than a poor friend
WELL, SORRY, THE PRICE DEPENDS ON HOW I TEACH, THE BIGGER THE OFFER, THE BETTER I TEACH

If you can face the world without lies and deceit
IM FACING IT NOW AM I??

If you can conquer tension without medical help
YEAH, BY DRINKING GREEN TEA

If you can relax without liquor
IM UNDERAGE, OF COURSE I CAN!!


If you can sleep without the aid of drugs
YEAH, I JUST SLEEP LATE

If you can say honestly that deep in your heart you have noprejudice against creed, color, religion or politics
I AM A BIT TOWARD POLITICS, SORRY!


Then, my friend, you are almost as good as your dog

Answer 3

yes! all these querries u can do it by one single word - tolerance.
u must practise urself how to tolerate whatever conditions u r facing either directly or indirectly.turn ur deaf ears to them.whenever u r too free n got nothing to do,go out with closed friends 4 shopping or playing games. try to make urself happy as well as busy everyday.life will become more meaningful.
do the thing that u think is correct n helpful 4 others,go ahead!

Answer 4

cute

Answer 5

long, but not too shabby.

Answer 6

lool, nice one, well.. can u?