The local mayor visits a mental hospital, and is greeted by the head carer for a tour, He asks...How do you determine when a patient is released?
Oh thats easy, said the carer.....We fill a bath of water,and give the patient a spoon, a cup, and a bucket,and tell them to empty it...
Oh i get it said the mayor,,If they empty it with the bucket...They get released!! The carer replies, No you stupid bastard..
A normal person would pull the plug out..Would you like a bed by the window????
2006-11-19 13:10:59 · 15 answers · asked by The LIZARD of OG 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yeah, that's the kinda of people we have with power!
need I/we say more?????????????
2006-11-19 13:23:16 · answer #1 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stupid Mayor!
2006-11-19 13:14:06 · answer #2 · answered by dawleymouse 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like it.
I was visiting an older relative in a mental hospital once. The mean nurse said you all should go now or you might have to stay. His brave wife said "get us all beds then." I still admire her for that and the bravery and strength in that statement.
2006-11-19 13:14:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It has been awhile since i read this one but I like it. It is funny
2006-11-19 13:15:06 · answer #4 · answered by Melisa H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha. I think I also need a bed.
2006-11-19 18:54:09 · answer #5 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So funny. I like it
2006-11-19 15:28:47 · answer #6 · answered by Brittney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one.....I like it. He kinda reminds me of someone.
2006-11-19 13:29:24 · answer #7 · answered by trishadee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now dats funny and cool. nice one
2006-11-19 13:16:04 · answer #8 · answered by kimzzooo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds made up by an idiot.... not that funny
2006-11-19 13:13:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is a very retarded joke. no even funny...
2006-11-19 15:31:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋